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: #Laughs What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters? 'Hot dog!'

: #Laughs Language Trends of the FutureThere are consistent trends in the past evolution of languages, and inall likelihood they will continue to change in the same fashion in thefuture.In 200 years, spoken French will have only one sound, a vowel.

: #Laughs A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert never having seen a woman.

: #Laughs |Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping trip to Paris when the captains voice came over the loudspeaker.

: #Laughs A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of serviceby sending him to Hawaii for a week, all expenses paid.When he walks into his hotel room, there's a beautiful girl, nude, lying onthe bed.

: #Laughs Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, "My wife isn't as much fun as she used to be."The marriage counselor says, "Do you still enjoy a roll in the hay?"Magnussen says, "As much as the next fellow."The counselor says, "Maybe between you

: #Laughs How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden? Hide the ball, it drives them nuts!

: #Laughs "What kind of job do you do?" a lady passenger asked the man traveling in her compartment."I'm a naval surgeon," he replied."Goodness!" said the lady, "How you doctors specialize these days!"

: #Laughs Millennia Year Application Software System This memo is to announce the development of a new firm-wide software system.

: #Laughs Why did God create a man before a women? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

: #Laughs Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky: - Nobody would know about her if it weren't for Bill - She sucks - She blows - She's bloated - She's the focus of a huge legal battle - She'll go down in a heartbeat Who does she think she is, Microsoft Wi

: #Laughs A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the preacher.
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