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: #Laughs Researchers say they've discovered a tree extract that could help to prevent herpes...Must be a rubber tree...

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: #Laughs What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold? An extra muffler.

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: #Laughs "Hey, Pop," pleaded Angelo, "can I go to the zoo to see the monkeys?" "What's the matter with you?" asked his father.

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: #Laughs A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, "I thought we'd have sex tonight."The wife replies, "No, I'm too tired tonight."The husband says, "Is that your final answer?"The wife says, "Yes, it is, thank you."The husband sa

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: #Laughs |A solution to all of your drinking troublesSymptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; shirt front is wet.Fault: Mouth not open or glass being applied to wrong part of face.Solution: Buy another pint and practice in front of a mirror.

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: #Laughs Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton apart from a cow? A: By the wise look in the eyes.

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: #Laughs Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls (bagels, get it?).

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cannelloni ! Cannelloni who ? Cannelloni some money till next week ?

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: #Laughs What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ? A parson to parson call !

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: #Laughs |A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.

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: #Laughs |A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay 00 in damages rather than serve a two-year prison sentence.

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: #Laughs The Wisdom of Youth Never give up because life gets harder as you get older.

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: #Laughs Ebonics Version of Windows '98 Debuts!Microsoft has announced that its special Ebonics version of Windows 98, titled "It be a fresh Window." It has been leaked to several suburbs, causing confusion for unsuspecting users.There are numerous differe

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: #Laughs A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news.

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: #Laughs At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women: Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my plea." Judge: "Is someone using undue influence to prompt you to change your mind?" Defendant: "No sir, when I pleaded No

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: #Laughs What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull!

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: #Laughs Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by Robbie

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: #Laughs What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.

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: #Laughs Researchers say they've discovered a tree extract that could help to prevent herpes...Must be a rubber tree...

: #Laughs What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold? An extra muffler.

: #Laughs "Hey, Pop," pleaded Angelo, "can I go to the zoo to see the monkeys?" "What's the matter with you?" asked his father.

: #Laughs A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, "I thought we'd have sex tonight."The wife replies, "No, I'm too tired tonight."The husband says, "Is that your final answer?"The wife says, "Yes, it is, thank you."The husband sa

: #Laughs |A solution to all of your drinking troublesSymptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; shirt front is wet.Fault: Mouth not open or glass being applied to wrong part of face.Solution: Buy another pint and practice in front of a mirror.

: #Laughs Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton apart from a cow? A: By the wise look in the eyes.

: #Laughs Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls (bagels, get it?).

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cannelloni ! Cannelloni who ? Cannelloni some money till next week ?

: #Laughs What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ? A parson to parson call !

: #Laughs |A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.

: #Laughs |A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay 00 in damages rather than serve a two-year prison sentence.

: #Laughs The Wisdom of Youth Never give up because life gets harder as you get older.

: #Laughs Ebonics Version of Windows '98 Debuts!Microsoft has announced that its special Ebonics version of Windows 98, titled "It be a fresh Window." It has been leaked to several suburbs, causing confusion for unsuspecting users.There are numerous differe

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news.

: #Laughs At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women: Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my plea." Judge: "Is someone using undue influence to prompt you to change your mind?" Defendant: "No sir, when I pleaded No

: #Laughs What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull!

: #Laughs Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by Robbie

: #Laughs What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.

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