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: #Laughs What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.

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: #Laughs Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriend's line has been busy for an hour? Operator: No, but if you hum a few bars, I might be able to sing along with you.

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: #Laughs The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college was lecturing her students on sexual morality.

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: #Laughs Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway Patrolman.

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: #Laughs Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

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: #Laughs |At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35.

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: #Laughs One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman.

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: #Laughs What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ? Reptiles !

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: #Laughs Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing.

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: #Laughs |It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged with?""Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant."That's no offense", said the judge.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bellows ! Bellows who ? Bellows me some money can I have it please !

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: #Laughs A Japanese man went to the eye doctor.

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: #Laughs How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn't,she wouldn't have stained her dress.

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: #Laughs So one night, the farmer gets drunk.

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: #Laughs |A patient walks into a doctor's office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!

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: #Laughs An anxious woman goes to her doctor.

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: #Laughs "Bloody Stump" by: Rusty Zipper"Sliding Down a Flagpole" by: Dick Burns"Brown Spots on the Wall" By: Whoflung Dung

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: #Laughs Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ? Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

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: #Laughs A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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: #Laughs What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.

: #Laughs Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriend's line has been busy for an hour? Operator: No, but if you hum a few bars, I might be able to sing along with you.

: #Laughs The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college was lecturing her students on sexual morality.

: #Laughs Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway Patrolman.

: #Laughs Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

: #Laughs |At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35.

: #Laughs One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman.

: #Laughs What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ? Reptiles !

: #Laughs Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing.

: #Laughs |It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged with?""Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant."That's no offense", said the judge.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bellows ! Bellows who ? Bellows me some money can I have it please !

: #Laughs A Japanese man went to the eye doctor.

: #Laughs How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn't,she wouldn't have stained her dress.

: #Laughs So one night, the farmer gets drunk.

: #Laughs |A patient walks into a doctor's office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!

: #Laughs An anxious woman goes to her doctor.

: #Laughs "Bloody Stump" by: Rusty Zipper"Sliding Down a Flagpole" by: Dick Burns"Brown Spots on the Wall" By: Whoflung Dung

: #Laughs Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ? Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

: #Laughs A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money.

: #Laughs Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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