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: #Laughs The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure? Doctor: Yes, that is true. P: And, is it true that coffee increases blood pressure? D: Yes, that is also true. P: So, in average, I live normally.

: #Laughs |A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial -- it went like this:Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender runnin

: #Laughs |A tribute to the United States Marine Corps and the reasons why they are superior to the many organizations of the world .

: #Laughs Clown: Why are you wearing such a large shirt? Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do? Saw the legs off of your bed!

: #Laughs The boy asks his dad:"What's the difference between a 'cunt' and a 'pussy'?"The dad gets a Penthouse magazine, draws a circle around acrotch and says: "Everything inside the circle is a 'pussy',everything outside the circle is a 'cunt'"

: #Laughs Young Charlie to dentist's sexy chariside assistant "Aha ! Are you the lady orthodontist ?". The lady replied "No, but I'll straighten anyone's teeth "

: #Laughs Can you show me how to use the Internet? I'd better - otherwise you'll just go round and round in circles.

: #Laughs |THE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU! With an NBA player's strike against the team owners looming, now is the time for us to show the world just how much we care.

: #Laughs Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when they heard this awful choking sound.
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