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: #Laughs The young widow was kneeling at her husband's grave tending to the weeds, when she felt the grass rustle beneath her skirt.

: #Laughs Do you love me? Of course Then whisper something soft and sweet in my ear Lemon meringue pie !

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Witch Doctor Barbie ...with potions and face paints

: #Laughs Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on, standing in front of him, he looks up at her private parts he asks"What's that mum ? " His mum frozen tried to think what to say, finally she came up with the following, "That

: #Laughs Q: How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

: #Laughs Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

: #Laughs A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier".

: #Laughs A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins to feel sick after a few years on the job.

: #Laughs One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route.At the first stop, he picked up a fat little girl.

: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A stripey sweater!Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?A: She's got that down in the mouth look!Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?A: A peeping tom!Q: Why is

: #Laughs At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy askingwhat time the bar opens.

: #Laughs A worried patient went to his psychiatrist."I'm in love with my horse," he said."But that's nothing," replied the shrink.

: #Laughs One day a blonde woman was down on her luck and she needed a quick way to get money. She saw some kids playing and thought "Hey! Maybe I can kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom!" So she creeps up and snatches one. So she began to wr

: #Laughs Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton, "Are you ready to order?" Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie." "A quickie?!?" the waitress replies.

: #Laughs The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay for long hours.
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