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: #Laughs What is the difference between 'like' and 'love'? Answer: spit and swallow!

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: #Laughs What's a sea serpent's favourite meal? Fish and ships!

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: #Laughs Silence is Golden by Xavier Brethe

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: #Laughs I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based Unit, Model # Homo Sapiens.The following is a list of constant problems:- A constant whining whenever the brain disengages after debating the virtues of the automobile select

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: #Laughs "Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your wings.." "OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!"

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: #Laughs What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield !

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: #Laughs Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing.

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: #Laughs A knight and his men returned to their castle after a hard day of fighting.

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: #Laughs Cry Baby - by Liza Weeping

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: #Laughs How does a cow do math? With a cowculator!

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: #Laughs Why is the monsters' football pitch wet? Because the players keep dribbling on it.

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: #Laughs What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!

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: #Laughs An actor went to see a new agent one day and said, `You must have a look at my act, it really is innovative.' So saying, he flew up to the ceiling, circled the room a few times and landed smoothly on the agent's desk. `So you do

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: #Laughs There were these three brothers that were very close to each other.

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: #Laughs What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a week, but never in a day?The letter "E"Sent by T.

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: #Laughs A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in the school play.

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: #Laughs How many letters are there in the alphabet? Eleven.

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: #Laughs Easter is approaching.

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: #Laughs What pillar doesn't need holding up ? A caterpillar !

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: #Laughs Q: How do you sink a Polish ship? A: Put it in water.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between 'like' and 'love'? Answer: spit and swallow!

: #Laughs What's a sea serpent's favourite meal? Fish and ships!

: #Laughs Silence is Golden by Xavier Brethe

: #Laughs I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based Unit, Model # Homo Sapiens.The following is a list of constant problems:- A constant whining whenever the brain disengages after debating the virtues of the automobile select

: #Laughs "Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your wings.." "OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!"

: #Laughs What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield !

: #Laughs Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing.

: #Laughs A knight and his men returned to their castle after a hard day of fighting.

: #Laughs Cry Baby - by Liza Weeping

: #Laughs How does a cow do math? With a cowculator!

: #Laughs Why is the monsters' football pitch wet? Because the players keep dribbling on it.

: #Laughs What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!

: #Laughs An actor went to see a new agent one day and said, `You must have a look at my act, it really is innovative.' So saying, he flew up to the ceiling, circled the room a few times and landed smoothly on the agent's desk. `So you do

: #Laughs There were these three brothers that were very close to each other.

: #Laughs What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a week, but never in a day?The letter "E"Sent by T.

: #Laughs A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in the school play.

: #Laughs How many letters are there in the alphabet? Eleven.

: #Laughs Easter is approaching.

: #Laughs What pillar doesn't need holding up ? A caterpillar !

: #Laughs Q: How do you sink a Polish ship? A: Put it in water.

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