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: #Laughs Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

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: #Laughs What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I'll tell you!

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: #Laughs Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight.

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: #Laughs But let's get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband controls his wife in much the same manner as a barometer controls the weather.

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: #Laughs MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O'Bannon.

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: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked.

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: #Laughs I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick finger and wipe on shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.Nice legs....what time do they open?Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.You've got 206 bone

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: #Laughs How do you tell if you are in a gay church? Only half the congregation is kneeling.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a woman in the bath tub and a nun?The nun has a soul full of hope.What's the difference between a circus and a Las Vegas Dance Show?The circus is an array of cunning stunts.Holly Happidays

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: #Laughs Men are like fine wine.

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: #Laughs Why don't oysters give to charity?Because they're shellfish.

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: #Laughs |How to be politically correct with womenShe is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None.

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: #Laughs A woman asks: "Why don't men get mad cow disease?"Another woman replies: "Because men are pigs!"

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: #Laughs One of Microsoft's finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp.

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: #Laughs One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial testimony, she came upon an ornate bottle that had washed up on shore.

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: #Laughs What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger? Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

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: #Laughs Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.

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: #Laughs What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill? It bucked!

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: #Laughs Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

: #Laughs What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I'll tell you!

: #Laughs Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight.

: #Laughs But let's get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband controls his wife in much the same manner as a barometer controls the weather.

: #Laughs MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O'Bannon.

: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked.

: #Laughs I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick finger and wipe on shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.Nice legs....what time do they open?Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.You've got 206 bone

: #Laughs How do you tell if you are in a gay church? Only half the congregation is kneeling.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a woman in the bath tub and a nun?The nun has a soul full of hope.What's the difference between a circus and a Las Vegas Dance Show?The circus is an array of cunning stunts.Holly Happidays

: #Laughs Men are like fine wine.

: #Laughs Why don't oysters give to charity?Because they're shellfish.

: #Laughs |How to be politically correct with womenShe is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.

: #Laughs Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None.

: #Laughs A woman asks: "Why don't men get mad cow disease?"Another woman replies: "Because men are pigs!"

: #Laughs One of Microsoft's finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp.

: #Laughs One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial testimony, she came upon an ornate bottle that had washed up on shore.

: #Laughs What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger? Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

: #Laughs Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.

: #Laughs What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill? It bucked!

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