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: #Laughs What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? - "Thats the most violent book I've ever read."

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: #Laughs |As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth.

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: #Laughs Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer? A: You get a short circut.

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: #Laughs "I caught a twenty pound salmon last week." "Were there any witnesses?" "There sure were.

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: #Laughs An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal disease (this time, a green ring around the base of the penis).

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: #Laughs A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer.

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: #Laughs If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous part of a car is the nut behind the wheel.

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: #Laughs Teacher: What's this a picture of ? Class: Don't know, Miss. Teacher: It's a kangaroo. Class: What's a kangaroo, miss ? Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of Australia. Smallest boy: Wow, my sister's married one of them

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: #Laughs Mother: Jared, get your little sister's hat out of that puddle. Jared: I can't mum, she's got it strapped too tight under her chin!

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: #Laughs The July temperature in Joplin climbed over the one hundred mark.

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: #Laughs Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted with the sad news one day that their common squeeze had got knocked up.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

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: #Laughs When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying.

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: #Laughs Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, ?Do you want to go to heaven??The man said, ?I do Father.? The priest said, ?Then stand over there against the wall.?Then the priest asked the second man, ?Do you want

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: #Laughs |A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.

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: #Laughs One woman says to another, "I can't understand why you haven't gone to see that new gynecologist yet! I mean he's so young and handsome! And your gynecologist is so old!"The other woman replies with a smile, "Yeah, I know.

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: #Laughs |A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast.The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit-eating situation.

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: #Laughs "What are you reading?" demanded the father of his seven-year-old.

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: #Laughs |There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow.

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: #Laughs There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.They were on a cruise ship and it was heading home.

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: #Laughs What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? - "Thats the most violent book I've ever read."

: #Laughs |As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth.

: #Laughs Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer? A: You get a short circut.

: #Laughs "I caught a twenty pound salmon last week." "Were there any witnesses?" "There sure were.

: #Laughs An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal disease (this time, a green ring around the base of the penis).

: #Laughs A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer.

: #Laughs If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous part of a car is the nut behind the wheel.

: #Laughs Teacher: What's this a picture of ? Class: Don't know, Miss. Teacher: It's a kangaroo. Class: What's a kangaroo, miss ? Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of Australia. Smallest boy: Wow, my sister's married one of them

: #Laughs Mother: Jared, get your little sister's hat out of that puddle. Jared: I can't mum, she's got it strapped too tight under her chin!

: #Laughs The July temperature in Joplin climbed over the one hundred mark.

: #Laughs Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted with the sad news one day that their common squeeze had got knocked up.

: #Laughs Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

: #Laughs When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying.

: #Laughs Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, ?Do you want to go to heaven??The man said, ?I do Father.? The priest said, ?Then stand over there against the wall.?Then the priest asked the second man, ?Do you want

: #Laughs |A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.

: #Laughs One woman says to another, "I can't understand why you haven't gone to see that new gynecologist yet! I mean he's so young and handsome! And your gynecologist is so old!"The other woman replies with a smile, "Yeah, I know.

: #Laughs |A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast.The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit-eating situation.

: #Laughs "What are you reading?" demanded the father of his seven-year-old.

: #Laughs |There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow.

: #Laughs There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.They were on a cruise ship and it was heading home.

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