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: #Laughs Welcome to EBONICS 101Herein follow a few terms to help you get started on your merry way towards the ve-nak-u-lar..."Damn- that shit is DOPE!"That is a wonderful concept/object/action."Can't FADE that."I am unable to comprehend or assimilate that

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: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

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: #Laughs A little girl asks her father, "where do little girls come from?" The father says, "they come from a hard-on." The little girl then asks her father, "where does a hard-on come from?" The father says, "little girls!"

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: #Laughs Old Farmer Johnson was dying.

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: #Laughs |How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!

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: #Laughs Fred goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated." Doc says, "Look, I don't know what kind of cult you're into orwhat your motives are, but I'm not going to do that sort of operation." Fred: "Doc, I just want to be cast

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: #Laughs |A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license.

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: #Laughs |Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping trip to Paris when the captains voice came over the loudspeaker.

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: #Laughs An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her car into the nearest self-service gas station.

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: #Laughs Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV (basketball players only) Time Limit: 3 weeks

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: #Laughs Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship? The skeleton crew.

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: #Laughs Why didn't the mouse cross the road?It's cord wasn't long enough!

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: #Laughs First Spaceman: I'm hungry. Second Spaceman: So am I, it must be launch time !

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a bridge.

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: #Laughs Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies? A: In his sleevies!

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: #Laughs What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon? Sow-r dough bread.

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: #Laughs Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through it out of the window !!

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft long, but a mile wide.

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: #Laughs During my college days there was a competitionfor cross country race that was around 8 kms.to my surprise i found my best friend JHON whowas too lazy and never use to take part in anycompetition came first in that race.

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: #Laughs Welcome to EBONICS 101Herein follow a few terms to help you get started on your merry way towards the ve-nak-u-lar..."Damn- that shit is DOPE!"That is a wonderful concept/object/action."Can't FADE that."I am unable to comprehend or assimilate that

: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

: #Laughs A little girl asks her father, "where do little girls come from?" The father says, "they come from a hard-on." The little girl then asks her father, "where does a hard-on come from?" The father says, "little girls!"

: #Laughs Old Farmer Johnson was dying.

: #Laughs |How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!

: #Laughs Fred goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated." Doc says, "Look, I don't know what kind of cult you're into orwhat your motives are, but I'm not going to do that sort of operation." Fred: "Doc, I just want to be cast

: #Laughs |A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license.

: #Laughs |Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping trip to Paris when the captains voice came over the loudspeaker.

: #Laughs An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her car into the nearest self-service gas station.

: #Laughs |Argument (argyoument) n.

: #Laughs Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV (basketball players only) Time Limit: 3 weeks

: #Laughs Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship? The skeleton crew.

: #Laughs Why didn't the mouse cross the road?It's cord wasn't long enough!

: #Laughs First Spaceman: I'm hungry. Second Spaceman: So am I, it must be launch time !

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a bridge.

: #Laughs Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies? A: In his sleevies!

: #Laughs What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon? Sow-r dough bread.

: #Laughs Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through it out of the window !!

: #Laughs Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft long, but a mile wide.

: #Laughs During my college days there was a competitionfor cross country race that was around 8 kms.to my surprise i found my best friend JHON whowas too lazy and never use to take part in anycompetition came first in that race.

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