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: #Laughs Two tourists were driving through Louisiana.

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: #Laughs Waiter: Why are you taking so long to order? Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

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: #Laughs What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver? I'm at your service, ma'am.

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: #Laughs What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One's composing, the other is decomposing.

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: #Laughs Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

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: #Laughs Here's a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick and mail it out as a fruitcake!-Julie Brown

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: #Laughs What did the bee to the other bee in summer ? Swarm here isn't it !

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: #Laughs if at first you dont succeed...buy her another drink

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn't get any because he couldn't throw the dog high enough.

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: #Laughs At Parris Island, a sergeant was teaching a private to throw a grenade at a pracitice training course.

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: #Laughs What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on? A bare hare.

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: #Laughs Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead ?, I didn't even know he was sick !

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: #Laughs What is the vampire's favorite slogan? Please Give Blood Generously.

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: #Laughs Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this...||is 12 inches.

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: #Laughs Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.

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: #Laughs How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ? 'Voodoo like to dance with me ?'

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: #Laughs The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.

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: #Laughs A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked. The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?" The lady confirmed, "Yes." "Well," the rabbit said, "I'm

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: #Laughs |BEING CREATIVE WITH TROUBLESOME KIN You are working on your family genealogy and for sake of example, let's say that your great-great uncle, Remus Starr, a fellow lacking in character, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in

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: #Laughs A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor's office.After a full examination, the doc tells the guy it's one of two things.The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimers disease or AIDS.""What do you mean!" The guy says, "Can't you tell the

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: #Laughs Two tourists were driving through Louisiana.

: #Laughs Waiter: Why are you taking so long to order? Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

: #Laughs What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver? I'm at your service, ma'am.

: #Laughs What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One's composing, the other is decomposing.

: #Laughs Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

: #Laughs Here's a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick and mail it out as a fruitcake!-Julie Brown

: #Laughs What did the bee to the other bee in summer ? Swarm here isn't it !

: #Laughs if at first you dont succeed...buy her another drink

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn't get any because he couldn't throw the dog high enough.

: #Laughs At Parris Island, a sergeant was teaching a private to throw a grenade at a pracitice training course.

: #Laughs What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on? A bare hare.

: #Laughs Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead ?, I didn't even know he was sick !

: #Laughs What is the vampire's favorite slogan? Please Give Blood Generously.

: #Laughs Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this...||is 12 inches.

: #Laughs Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.

: #Laughs How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ? 'Voodoo like to dance with me ?'

: #Laughs The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.

: #Laughs A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked. The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?" The lady confirmed, "Yes." "Well," the rabbit said, "I'm

: #Laughs |BEING CREATIVE WITH TROUBLESOME KIN You are working on your family genealogy and for sake of example, let's say that your great-great uncle, Remus Starr, a fellow lacking in character, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in

: #Laughs A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor's office.After a full examination, the doc tells the guy it's one of two things.The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimers disease or AIDS.""What do you mean!" The guy says, "Can't you tell the

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