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: #Laughs My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She's fine.

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: #Laughs |A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.Cop: Do you know where you were going?Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the cars were leaving.

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: #Laughs What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within five miles of home? He moved ten miles away.

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: #Laughs Where do ghosts mail their letters? At the ghost office.

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: #Laughs |A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river.

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: #Laughs A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher.

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: #Laughs A man left work one Friday afternoon.

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: #Laughs Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof? Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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: #Laughs A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they came across a cow and acalf rubbing noses."Boy," said the farmer, "that sure makes me want todo the same.""Well, go ahead," said his girlfriend.

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: #Laughs What's the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!

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: #Laughs A man was driving from New York to San Francisco.

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: #Laughs Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren'tprepared for the answer:In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called hisfirst witness to the stand - a grandmotherly, elderly woman.

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: #Laughs How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!

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: #Laughs CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs She's like yesterday's coffee -- a little weak in the bean.

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: #Laughs What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid.

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: #Laughs Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.

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: #Laughs Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones...

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: #Laughs Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each other.

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: #Laughs My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She's fine.

: #Laughs |A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.Cop: Do you know where you were going?Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the cars were leaving.

: #Laughs What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within five miles of home? He moved ten miles away.

: #Laughs Where do ghosts mail their letters? At the ghost office.

: #Laughs |A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river.

: #Laughs A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher.

: #Laughs A man left work one Friday afternoon.

: #Laughs Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof? Because he wanted to feel his oats!

: #Laughs A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they came across a cow and acalf rubbing noses."Boy," said the farmer, "that sure makes me want todo the same.""Well, go ahead," said his girlfriend.

: #Laughs What's the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!

: #Laughs A man was driving from New York to San Francisco.

: #Laughs Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren'tprepared for the answer:In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called hisfirst witness to the stand - a grandmotherly, elderly woman.

: #Laughs How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!

: #Laughs CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs She's like yesterday's coffee -- a little weak in the bean.

: #Laughs What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid.

: #Laughs Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.

: #Laughs Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones...

: #Laughs Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each other.

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