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: #Laughs Q: What is the basement where White House staffers work called? A: The whine cellar.

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: #Laughs The bartender asks him "What'll you have?".

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: #Laughs Why do raindrops like lightning at night? -So they can see where they are going

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: #Laughs What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film? Stop playing it cagey!

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: #Laughs |Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York.

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: #Laughs A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend asks, "Didn't your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?" The businessman replies, "That's the accountant we're looking for."

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cannelloni ! Cannelloni who ? Cannelloni some money till next week ?

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: #Laughs What noise does a cat make going down the highway ? Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

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: #Laughs We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable.

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: #Laughs How does a door chime answer the phone? Bella?

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: #Laughs What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth taken out? The dentist.

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: #Laughs One day a teacher was asking her class to use absolutely in a sentence. So Janet raised her hand and said the sky is absolutely blue, the teacher said no, it is not, sometimes is black or has different colors.

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: #Laughs What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do you call a Chinese girl with one leg shorter than the other?Irene

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: #Laughs |Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ = 100c= (10c)^2= (0.1$)^2= 0.01$= 1cHere $ means dollars and c means cents.

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: #Laughs |Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even a browse.Programmers were wrung out,Too mindless to care,Knowing chances of cutoverHadn't a prayer.The users were nestledAll snug in their beds,While vision

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: #Laughs |These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: "Working mothers are the backbone of the third half of the economy." Glenda Jackson, Channel 4 TV: "There's nothing athletes like - or indeed hate - more than

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: #Laughs THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FORCover charge: .00 Round of drinks: .00 Table dance: .00 Another round of drinks: .00 Couch dance and tips: .00 A round of shots: .00 A Bottle of Dom and a Limo home: 125.00 Private

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: #Laughs Q: What is the basement where White House staffers work called? A: The whine cellar.

: #Laughs The bartender asks him "What'll you have?".

: #Laughs Why do raindrops like lightning at night? -So they can see where they are going

: #Laughs What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film? Stop playing it cagey!

: #Laughs |Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York.

: #Laughs A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend asks, "Didn't your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?" The businessman replies, "That's the accountant we're looking for."

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cannelloni ! Cannelloni who ? Cannelloni some money till next week ?

: #Laughs What noise does a cat make going down the highway ? Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

: #Laughs We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs How does a door chime answer the phone? Bella?

: #Laughs What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth taken out? The dentist.

: #Laughs One day a teacher was asking her class to use absolutely in a sentence. So Janet raised her hand and said the sky is absolutely blue, the teacher said no, it is not, sometimes is black or has different colors.

: #Laughs What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do you call a Chinese girl with one leg shorter than the other?Irene

: #Laughs |Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ = 100c= (10c)^2= (0.1$)^2= 0.01$= 1cHere $ means dollars and c means cents.

: #Laughs 10.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs |Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even a browse.Programmers were wrung out,Too mindless to care,Knowing chances of cutoverHadn't a prayer.The users were nestledAll snug in their beds,While vision

: #Laughs |These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: "Working mothers are the backbone of the third half of the economy." Glenda Jackson, Channel 4 TV: "There's nothing athletes like - or indeed hate - more than

: #Laughs THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FORCover charge: .00 Round of drinks: .00 Table dance: .00 Another round of drinks: .00 Couch dance and tips: .00 A round of shots: .00 A Bottle of Dom and a Limo home: 125.00 Private

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