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: #Laughs Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with sudden devastation, and without warning.

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: #Laughs Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:"Zelda, you've always been by my side""When I broke my leg at 25; you were by my side""When I had my first heart attack at 45; you were by my side""When I had my second heart attack at 65; y

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: #Laughs A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not only had she given herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy and a hysterectomy, but she had also castrated her husband, circumcised her lover, taken two fingers off a

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: #Laughs The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer.After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said,"Who owns the big white horse outside?"The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt, and said, "I do.

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: #Laughs Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log."My, what big eyes you have, Mr.

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: #Laughs The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were 'protecting.' Feeling the heat from the police force, they decide to use a deaf person for this job, figuring if he were to g

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: #Laughs How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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: #Laughs If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win? Dan Quayle.

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: #Laughs What are you going to be when you get out of school? An old man!

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: #Laughs A Hoosier, a Kentuckian and a West Virginian were on a Hollywood TV quiz show.

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: #Laughs Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to come away from that cookie tin? No more, mom.

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: #Laughs Ok, I'm going to get a lot of hate mail for this one...What's the definition of the perfect woman?She's three feet tall, has a round hole for a mouth, and her head is flat so you can put a can on it.

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: #Laughs Why men like to fishing so much? They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ari ! Ari who ? Ari-S-P-E-C-T !

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: #Laughs Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N.

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: #Laughs Q: How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Change it to what?

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: #Laughs The Insurmountable problem by Major Setback

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: #Laughs A business man got on an elevator in a building.

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: #Laughs Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions.

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: #Laughs An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several days.

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: #Laughs Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with sudden devastation, and without warning.

: #Laughs Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:"Zelda, you've always been by my side""When I broke my leg at 25; you were by my side""When I had my first heart attack at 45; you were by my side""When I had my second heart attack at 65; y

: #Laughs A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not only had she given herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy and a hysterectomy, but she had also castrated her husband, circumcised her lover, taken two fingers off a

: #Laughs The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer.After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said,"Who owns the big white horse outside?"The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt, and said, "I do.

: #Laughs Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log."My, what big eyes you have, Mr.

: #Laughs The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were 'protecting.' Feeling the heat from the police force, they decide to use a deaf person for this job, figuring if he were to g

: #Laughs How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

: #Laughs If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win? Dan Quayle.

: #Laughs What are you going to be when you get out of school? An old man!

: #Laughs A Hoosier, a Kentuckian and a West Virginian were on a Hollywood TV quiz show.

: #Laughs Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to come away from that cookie tin? No more, mom.

: #Laughs Ok, I'm going to get a lot of hate mail for this one...What's the definition of the perfect woman?She's three feet tall, has a round hole for a mouth, and her head is flat so you can put a can on it.

: #Laughs Why men like to fishing so much? They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ari ! Ari who ? Ari-S-P-E-C-T !

: #Laughs Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N.

: #Laughs Q: How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Change it to what?

: #Laughs The Insurmountable problem by Major Setback

: #Laughs A business man got on an elevator in a building.

: #Laughs Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions.

: #Laughs An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several days.

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