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: #Laughs From one of Tom Clancy's books:Commanding officer: "Alright! How about an attitude check???" Crew (In Unison): "I HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE!" CO: "Now, let's be more positive..." Crew: "I POSITIVELY HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE!" CO: "OK, How about a ne

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: #Laughs Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup? Waiter: Probably learning to read.

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: #Laughs Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, "My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, and they give him ."The second boy says, "That's nothing.

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: #Laughs Which condom would you use....Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack

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: #Laughs Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestruggle to preserve the Egg of Life through the rigors of impendingwinter.

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: #Laughs There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball.

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: #Laughs This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a 'professional smart person' by your friends.

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: #Laughs Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping trips? Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

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: #Laughs A reporter cornered George W.

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: #Laughs A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller's tent.

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: #Laughs How much for a haircut? Barber: Fifteen dollars.

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: #Laughs The young lad had applied for a job, and was asked his full name.

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: #Laughs The first woman recruit in the Army reported for duty and was told that although her quarters would be in a separate building, she was to mess with the men. It wasn't until four weeks later someone finally told her that meant to eat

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: #Laughs How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or pond.

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a laptop computer. You're just run down, let me give you some vitamins. No, thanks.

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: #Laughs Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the post office? A.) They're hiring.Q.) What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? A.) "Dam."Q.) How do crazy people go through the forest? A.) They take the psycho path.Q.) What do Es

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: #Laughs |Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a spider What a web of lies!

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: #Laughs Two Virginia boys, Sonny and Rick, went out hunting and split up.

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: #Laughs From one of Tom Clancy's books:Commanding officer: "Alright! How about an attitude check???" Crew (In Unison): "I HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE!" CO: "Now, let's be more positive..." Crew: "I POSITIVELY HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE!" CO: "OK, How about a ne

: #Laughs Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup? Waiter: Probably learning to read.

: #Laughs Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, "My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, and they give him ."The second boy says, "That's nothing.

: #Laughs Which condom would you use....Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack

: #Laughs Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestruggle to preserve the Egg of Life through the rigors of impendingwinter.

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: #Laughs There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball.

: #Laughs This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a 'professional smart person' by your friends.

: #Laughs Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping trips? Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

: #Laughs A reporter cornered George W.

: #Laughs A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller's tent.

: #Laughs How much for a haircut? Barber: Fifteen dollars.

: #Laughs The young lad had applied for a job, and was asked his full name.

: #Laughs The first woman recruit in the Army reported for duty and was told that although her quarters would be in a separate building, she was to mess with the men. It wasn't until four weeks later someone finally told her that meant to eat

: #Laughs How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or pond.

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a laptop computer. You're just run down, let me give you some vitamins. No, thanks.

: #Laughs Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the post office? A.) They're hiring.Q.) What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? A.) "Dam."Q.) How do crazy people go through the forest? A.) They take the psycho path.Q.) What do Es

: #Laughs |Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a spider What a web of lies!

: #Laughs Two Virginia boys, Sonny and Rick, went out hunting and split up.

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