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: #Laughs What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing, they have never met.

: #Laughs Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern: Yes, indeed.

: #Laughs A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, "Have you got any books about committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Yes.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said, "Would you like a plug for it?" The idiot replied, "Oh, I didn't know it was electric."

: #Laughs One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a man with a ski mask jumped out from behind some busheswith a gun.The masked man said "Give me all your money!"Unwilling to do so, the President said, "You can't do this, I'

: #Laughs Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Like, why don't you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for you? I'm, like, really totally sick and tired of you asking me questions.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Brooklyn bubblebrain who was two hours late for work because the escalator got stuck?

: #Laughs A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon a second drunk staggered by.
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