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: #Laughs |A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?Dentist: Wear a brown tie!

: #Laughs Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,"I hear that you've been telling people that I'm ugly!""Oh NO! I've just been saying that your new hairdo makes youlook less attractive.""I also heard that you've been calling me fat?!?""

: #Laughs Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

: #Laughs Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he's a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has be been acting like a chicken?Sister: Three years.

: #Laughs - What do you think about the coming battle, General? - God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it? - To find out who is the loser.

: #Laughs The Reverend Billy Graham tells of a time early in his ministry when he arrived in a small town to preach a sermon.

: #Laughs Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions and outdated archetypes.The author says that as you go to enough different movies, you start to notice things.

: #Laughs How to Hunt Elephants -- VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to hunt elephants, hisstaff will try to ensure that all elephants are completelyprehunted before he sees them.

: #Laughs What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some day my prints would come!

: #Laughs A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a Doctor, a CEO, and a Lawyer.

: #Laughs Jesus and Satan got into an argument over which of them was the better computer programmer.
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