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: #Laughs What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?A pool table.

: #Laughs Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law's picture on the milk carton.

: #Laughs This is a collection of actual student bloopers collected by teachers from 8th grade through college.The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare.

: #Laughs Pa's being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me some film for my camera!

: #Laughs A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my husband John Barnes whodied January 3, 1803.

: #Laughs A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking.

: #Laughs |"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles."My dear woman," Darrow replied, "ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question."

: #Laughs Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ? Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ? Pupil: Umm, I've got red hair !
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