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: #Laughs Sorry Texans....A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap.

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: #Laughs Motor Trend never mentioned a "Chevrolet Caca." Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan.

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: #Laughs |A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't swim!""Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it."

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: #Laughs This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex.

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: #Laughs Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, "What do you want for your birthday?" Smitty says, "I want to get laid."So Harry takes Smitty to a parrot whore house, gives him a hundred bucks, and Smitty goes upstairs with a hot-looking parrot whore.After a

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ? Amsterdam is like plum jam, but made from hamsters !

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: #Laughs What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.

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: #Laughs It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in his own pockets !

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: #Laughs As two boys were passing the rectory, the minister leaned over the wall and showed them a ball. "Is this yours" he asked "Did it do any damage" asked one of the boys "No" replied the minister "Then it's mine !"

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: #Laughs A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards.

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: #Laughs An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate. The officer, thinking the radar was in error,

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: #Laughs A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga little chat.

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: #Laughs There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on the roof of a building, with an awning below them.The American said to the Irishman: "I bet I could jump off this roof, land on the awning and bounce back off." So he jumped

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: #Laughs Why are elephants wiser than chickens ? Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!

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: #Laughs What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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: #Laughs Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." Applicant: "I'm the one you want.

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: #Laughs When a visitor to a small town in Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline th

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: #Laughs Why didn't the monster use toothpaste? Because he said his teeth weren't loose.

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: #Laughs Sorry Texans....A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap.

: #Laughs Motor Trend never mentioned a "Chevrolet Caca." Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan.

: #Laughs |A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't swim!""Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it."

: #Laughs This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex.

: #Laughs Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, "What do you want for your birthday?" Smitty says, "I want to get laid."So Harry takes Smitty to a parrot whore house, gives him a hundred bucks, and Smitty goes upstairs with a hot-looking parrot whore.After a

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ? Amsterdam is like plum jam, but made from hamsters !

: #Laughs What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.

: #Laughs It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in his own pockets !

: #Laughs As two boys were passing the rectory, the minister leaned over the wall and showed them a ball. "Is this yours" he asked "Did it do any damage" asked one of the boys "No" replied the minister "Then it's mine !"

: #Laughs A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards.

: #Laughs An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate. The officer, thinking the radar was in error,

: #Laughs A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga little chat.

: #Laughs There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on the roof of a building, with an awning below them.The American said to the Irishman: "I bet I could jump off this roof, land on the awning and bounce back off." So he jumped

: #Laughs Why are elephants wiser than chickens ? Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!

: #Laughs What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

: #Laughs Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." Applicant: "I'm the one you want.

: #Laughs When a visitor to a small town in Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline th

: #Laughs Why didn't the monster use toothpaste? Because he said his teeth weren't loose.

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