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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bea ! Bea who ? Beacause I'm worth it !

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!

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: #Laughs |Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!

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: #Laughs Maria is a devout Catholic.

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: #Laughs |Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!

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: #Laughs This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan.

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: #Laughs Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.

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: #Laughs My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend it on her !

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: #Laughs An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal disease (this time, a green ring around the base of the penis).

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: #Laughs What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ? This one will sleigh you !

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: #Laughs |Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today."I'll do anything for 3 points", he said when questioned.

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: #Laughs Yet to experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs If there's a war you can surrender really early You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on Channel

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: #Laughs Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is that?Defendant: Because the Public Defender isn't interested in my case.Judge (to Public Defender): Do you have any comments on the defendant's motion?Public Defender

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: #Laughs A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down.

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: #Laughs Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If you are Co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.If you have Multiple Personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.If you are Paranoid, we know wh

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: #Laughs A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years.

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: #Laughs |What's a mouse's favorite record?Please cheese me!

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: #Laughs What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? An aardvark with the sniffles!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bea ! Bea who ? Beacause I'm worth it !

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!

: #Laughs 01.

: #Laughs |Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!

: #Laughs Maria is a devout Catholic.

: #Laughs |Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!

: #Laughs This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan.

: #Laughs Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.

: #Laughs My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend it on her !

: #Laughs An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal disease (this time, a green ring around the base of the penis).

: #Laughs What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ? This one will sleigh you !

: #Laughs |Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today."I'll do anything for 3 points", he said when questioned.

: #Laughs Yet to experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs If there's a war you can surrender really early You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on Channel

: #Laughs Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is that?Defendant: Because the Public Defender isn't interested in my case.Judge (to Public Defender): Do you have any comments on the defendant's motion?Public Defender

: #Laughs A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down.

: #Laughs Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If you are Co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.If you have Multiple Personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.If you are Paranoid, we know wh

: #Laughs A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs |What's a mouse's favorite record?Please cheese me!

: #Laughs What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? An aardvark with the sniffles!

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