Tag: Laughs
Sorted by: Oldest Newest Oldest

: #Laughs One day, a space ship landed in a farmer's field and a Martian man and his wife got out and introduced themselves to the farmer and his wife.

: #Laughs A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery? 3 dollars a year for a million years.

: #Laughs The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question on the final exam paper.

: #Laughs As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son had an announcement to make: He'd just signed up at an army recruiter's office.

: #Laughs If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is bald at the back, he is sexy.If he is bald from front to back - he thinks he is sexy.

: #Laughs They say that it's tough to learn Bosnian because it has seven verb tenses: six past, one present, and no future.

: #Laughs * You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more times a month than your dad * You see a bill board that says "Don't do crack" and it reminds you to pull up your pants.

: #Laughs Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?A: The four Norseman of the Apocolypse.

: #Laughs * If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.* Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.* For every action, there is an equal and opposit

: #Laughs |Taipei, Taiwan (AP) - Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal can now go a step further - eat the plate.Chen Liang-erh, 50, an amateur inventor, announced Friday that he had perfected an edible plate made from wheat grain, and that
Previous Page Next Page
Terms of Use Create Support ticket Your support tickets Stock Market News! © desicheers.com2025 All Rights reserved.