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: #Laughs |Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!

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: #Laughs A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available.

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: #Laughs What did the witch say to the ugly toad? I'd put a curse on you - but somebody beat me to it!

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: #Laughs How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you have it, you don't know what to do with it.

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: #Laughs Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis.

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: #Laughs Q: Why is Bill Clinton called "middle of the road Democrat"? A: Because he's got a wide yellow stripe down the middle of his two-lane back.

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: #Laughs One day two blind men started fighting. Pretty soon a crowd surrounded them. Then one of the members of the crowd yelled out "I bet 10 bucks on the one with the knife." Both men ran away.

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: #Laughs A little boy went into a baker's' 'How much are those cakes ? he asked 'Two for 25 cents,' said the baker ' How much does one cost ?' asked the boy '13 cents,' said the baker 'Then I'll take the other one for 12 cents !' said the

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: #Laughs A guy's on the electric chair.

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: #Laughs What fish goes up the river at 100mph ? A motor pike !

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: #Laughs How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone? Mellow.

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: #Laughs How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.

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: #Laughs When do burgers quit their jobs? The day they decide to meat LOAF!

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: #Laughs Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go in pairs !

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: #Laughs Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly.

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: #Laughs Have you seen www.blottingpaper.com? Yes, I found it very absorbing.

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: #Laughs A few guppies short of an aquarium.

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: #Laughs You know that Storks bring babys of course.

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: #Laughs What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?His wife is good at picking out clothes!

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: #Laughs |What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!

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: #Laughs |Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!

: #Laughs A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available.

: #Laughs What did the witch say to the ugly toad? I'd put a curse on you - but somebody beat me to it!

: #Laughs How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you have it, you don't know what to do with it.

: #Laughs Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis.

: #Laughs Q: Why is Bill Clinton called "middle of the road Democrat"? A: Because he's got a wide yellow stripe down the middle of his two-lane back.

: #Laughs One day two blind men started fighting. Pretty soon a crowd surrounded them. Then one of the members of the crowd yelled out "I bet 10 bucks on the one with the knife." Both men ran away.

: #Laughs A little boy went into a baker's' 'How much are those cakes ? he asked 'Two for 25 cents,' said the baker ' How much does one cost ?' asked the boy '13 cents,' said the baker 'Then I'll take the other one for 12 cents !' said the

: #Laughs A guy's on the electric chair.

: #Laughs What fish goes up the river at 100mph ? A motor pike !

: #Laughs How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone? Mellow.

: #Laughs How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.

: #Laughs When do burgers quit their jobs? The day they decide to meat LOAF!

: #Laughs Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go in pairs !

: #Laughs Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly.

: #Laughs Have you seen www.blottingpaper.com? Yes, I found it very absorbing.

: #Laughs A few guppies short of an aquarium.

: #Laughs You know that Storks bring babys of course.

: #Laughs What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?His wife is good at picking out clothes!

: #Laughs |What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!

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