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: #Laughs Q: Why didn't the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax were stuck-up cunts!

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: #Laughs A teacher said to her little student Suzy, "Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun fun worry worry worry."Little Suzy thought for a moment and began her reply, "Let's see.

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: #Laughs A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa.

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: #Laughs Q: Whats the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is when you use a feather.

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: #Laughs There's a guy who's hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree. The bear started to climb the tree, so the guy climbed up higher.

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: #Laughs What do you call a happy Lassie ? A jolly collie !

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: #Laughs A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner wearing a neck brace.He sat down and asked his mate what happened."Well, I was playing golf and I hit my ball into the rough," replied his friend."Then I met a chick who was

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: #Laughs A passenger train is creeping along, slowly.

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: #Laughs Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat 35 Irish setter and Muffy the Cat 48 Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat 66 R

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: #Laughs QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

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: #Laughs What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ? Sleep in the wardrobe !

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: #Laughs 50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator 1.

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: #Laughs What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!

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: #Laughs |Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane over International waters.

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: #Laughs Why don't Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.

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: #Laughs All of a sudden, she's typing in a different font.

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft long, but a mile wide.

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: #Laughs Fuck is such a versatile word...Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked by the car dealer.Trouble: Well, I guess I'm fucked now.Confusion: What the fuck...?Retaliation: Up your fucking ass!Denial: I didn't fucking do it.Apathy: Who giv

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: #Laughs A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients.

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: #Laughs Q: Why didn't the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax were stuck-up cunts!

: #Laughs A teacher said to her little student Suzy, "Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun fun worry worry worry."Little Suzy thought for a moment and began her reply, "Let's see.

: #Laughs A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa.

: #Laughs Q: Whats the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is when you use a feather.

: #Laughs There's a guy who's hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree. The bear started to climb the tree, so the guy climbed up higher.

: #Laughs What do you call a happy Lassie ? A jolly collie !

: #Laughs A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner wearing a neck brace.He sat down and asked his mate what happened."Well, I was playing golf and I hit my ball into the rough," replied his friend."Then I met a chick who was

: #Laughs A passenger train is creeping along, slowly.

: #Laughs Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat 35 Irish setter and Muffy the Cat 48 Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat 66 R

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

: #Laughs What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ? Sleep in the wardrobe !

: #Laughs 50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator 1.

: #Laughs What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!

: #Laughs |Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane over International waters.

: #Laughs Why don't Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.

: #Laughs All of a sudden, she's typing in a different font.

: #Laughs Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft long, but a mile wide.

: #Laughs Fuck is such a versatile word...Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked by the car dealer.Trouble: Well, I guess I'm fucked now.Confusion: What the fuck...?Retaliation: Up your fucking ass!Denial: I didn't fucking do it.Apathy: Who giv

: #Laughs A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients.

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