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: #Laughs The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after leaving his wife in bedwith the Sunday papers, her cup of tea, and a pack ofcigarettes.

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: #Laughs |A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.Doctor: Your tonsils gotta come out.Patient: I wanna second opinion.Doctor: Okay, you're ugly, too.

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: #Laughs Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

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: #Laughs "Filthy Stinking Rich...

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: #Laughs |It is once again time to vote for-the Darwin Award nominees for 1997.

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: #Laughs After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic.

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: #Laughs What is a monster's favourite drink? Demonade.

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: #Laughs One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt.

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: #Laughs A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital.

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: #Laughs The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with math word problems, if they could relate them to real life examples.

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: #Laughs Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin? A: It is usually still in the case.

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: #Laughs |The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment.

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: #Laughs What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An Amish drive by shooting!

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: #Laughs Where did the burgers go after their wedding? On a bun-eymoon!

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: #Laughs Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones...

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: #Laughs Two ladies were hanging out together and one was depressed.

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: #Laughs Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off, he obviously misunderstood....good thing he didn't say two!

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: #Laughs Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: They have big fingers.

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: #Laughs What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!birt

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: #Laughs Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ? The girl necks door.

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: #Laughs The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after leaving his wife in bedwith the Sunday papers, her cup of tea, and a pack ofcigarettes.

: #Laughs |A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.Doctor: Your tonsils gotta come out.Patient: I wanna second opinion.Doctor: Okay, you're ugly, too.

: #Laughs Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

: #Laughs "Filthy Stinking Rich...

: #Laughs |It is once again time to vote for-the Darwin Award nominees for 1997.

: #Laughs After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic.

: #Laughs What is a monster's favourite drink? Demonade.

: #Laughs One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt.

: #Laughs A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital.

: #Laughs The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with math word problems, if they could relate them to real life examples.

: #Laughs Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin? A: It is usually still in the case.

: #Laughs |The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment.

: #Laughs What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An Amish drive by shooting!

: #Laughs Where did the burgers go after their wedding? On a bun-eymoon!

: #Laughs Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones...

: #Laughs Two ladies were hanging out together and one was depressed.

: #Laughs Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off, he obviously misunderstood....good thing he didn't say two!

: #Laughs Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: They have big fingers.

: #Laughs What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!birt

: #Laughs Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ? The girl necks door.

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