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: #Laughs Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon? That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

: #Laughs President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the American President cried, "My people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!""Bill, da Canadian pipple would be 'appy to do

: #Laughs When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he left a little thing.When God made woman,he made her out of lace.He didn't have enough,so he left a little space.

: #Laughs If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Barbara ! Barbara who ? Barbara black sheep, have you any wool...!

: #Laughs WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a company called the Internal Revenue Service," DO NOT OPEN IT! This group operates a scam around this time every year.

: #Laughs A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.They exchange hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics.

: #Laughs This woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm needs a battery.

: #Laughs Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the thief's description and drove him back to the scene.

: #Laughs First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper.

: #Laughs |A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees.
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