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: #Laughs A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid".

: #Laughs A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work.

: #Laughs The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer.After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white horse outside?"The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do...

: #Laughs A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face."Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm"?"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm", she said.Then he asked "Why is my sister named Cornflower"?"Well your

: #Laughs Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy a chain saw ? He said I want one that will cut down at least 10 trees a day. He was back at the hardware store with the saw a couple days later complaining that i

: #Laughs A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one.

: #Laughs Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back! Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

: #Laughs One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she wouldn't be late for church.As she ran she kept praying, "Dear God, please don't let me be late to church.Please don't let me be late to church...."As she was running she tripp

: #Laughs What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe...it doen't matter, it's not going to come anyway!Sent by Melissa

: #Laughs A little boy wanted 0 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the 0.When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD USA, they decided to send it to President Bush.

: #Laughs A blind man was describing his favorite sport - parachuting.When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him:"I am placed in the door and told when to jump.My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go.""

: #Laughs Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear(to be sung to "Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland")Lacy things - the wife is missin,Didn't ask - her permission,I'm wearin' her clothes,Her silk pantyhose,Walkin' round in women's underwear.In the store - there's a t

: #Laughs A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy.

: #Laughs |Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured.

: #Laughs An Army Ranger was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes.
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