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: #Laughs |Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins.

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: #Laughs How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.

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: #Laughs |The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home.

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: #Laughs What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia? A puppy.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Artichoke ! Artichoke who ! Artichoke when he swallowed his yo-yo !

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: #Laughs This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant.

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: #Laughs Yo mama's so poor she wears her McDonald's uniform to churchYo mama's so poor, I walked into her house and swatted a fly, she yelled "Hey where'd grandma go?!?!?!"Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "

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: #Laughs Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

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: #Laughs Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!

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: #Laughs Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from the ball.

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: #Laughs Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

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: #Laughs What's hairy, dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon? The www.erewolf.

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: #Laughs Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase? Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

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: #Laughs Is chicken soup good for your health ? Not if you're the chicken !

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion? You cry when you cut up an onion.

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache.

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: #Laughs |An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog.

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: #Laughs What cat purrs more than any other ? Purrsians !

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: #Laughs |Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins.

: #Laughs How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.

: #Laughs |The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home.

: #Laughs What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia? A puppy.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Artichoke ! Artichoke who ! Artichoke when he swallowed his yo-yo !

: #Laughs This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Yo mama's so poor she wears her McDonald's uniform to churchYo mama's so poor, I walked into her house and swatted a fly, she yelled "Hey where'd grandma go?!?!?!"Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "

: #Laughs Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

: #Laughs Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!

: #Laughs Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from the ball.

: #Laughs Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

: #Laughs What's hairy, dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon? The www.erewolf.

: #Laughs Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

: #Laughs Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase? Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

: #Laughs Is chicken soup good for your health ? Not if you're the chicken !

: #Laughs What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion? You cry when you cut up an onion.

: #Laughs Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache.

: #Laughs |An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog.

: #Laughs What cat purrs more than any other ? Purrsians !

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