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: #Laughs MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in school today? FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink! SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink! THIRD PIGLET: Woof! Woof! MOTHER PIG: What? THIRD PIGLET: I'm taking a foreign language.

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: #Laughs If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get? Half and half!

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I'm becoming invisible. Yes I can see you're not all there!

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: #Laughs The Michaels family owned a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border.

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: #Laughs How can you double your money? Look at it in a mirror.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cole ! Cole who ? Cole as a cucumber !

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: #Laughs |What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you ! Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?Because they are both tail bearers ! Why do reindeer wear fur coats ?Because they would look silly in plastic macs ! How do you make a slo

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: #Laughs |Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!

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: #Laughs Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !

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: #Laughs Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline.

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: #Laughs What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ? Sat down !

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: #Laughs Why do postmen carry letters? Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.

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: #Laughs Alimony:1) A contraction of the term "all-his-money".2) A splitting headache.3) It's the screwing you get, for the screwing you got.4) Paying for something you don't get.5) That's the same as buying corn for somebody else's cow.6) The high cost of

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: #Laughs How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!

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: #Laughs Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having children will turn you into your parents.

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: #Laughs John was hard at work with the broom in his family's tent. His mother came in and said, 'That's nice.

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: #Laughs WIFE: "You look tired, honey.

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: #Laughs Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office.

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: #Laughs How can you tell that you're getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

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: #Laughs MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in school today? FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink! SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink! THIRD PIGLET: Woof! Woof! MOTHER PIG: What? THIRD PIGLET: I'm taking a foreign language.

: #Laughs If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get? Half and half!

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I'm becoming invisible. Yes I can see you're not all there!

: #Laughs The Michaels family owned a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border.

: #Laughs How can you double your money? Look at it in a mirror.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cole ! Cole who ? Cole as a cucumber !

: #Laughs |What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you ! Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?Because they are both tail bearers ! Why do reindeer wear fur coats ?Because they would look silly in plastic macs ! How do you make a slo

: #Laughs |Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!

: #Laughs Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !

: #Laughs Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline.

: #Laughs What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ? Sat down !

: #Laughs Why do postmen carry letters? Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.

: #Laughs Alimony:1) A contraction of the term "all-his-money".2) A splitting headache.3) It's the screwing you get, for the screwing you got.4) Paying for something you don't get.5) That's the same as buying corn for somebody else's cow.6) The high cost of

: #Laughs How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!

: #Laughs Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having children will turn you into your parents.

: #Laughs John was hard at work with the broom in his family's tent. His mother came in and said, 'That's nice.

: #Laughs WIFE: "You look tired, honey.

: #Laughs Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office.

: #Laughs How can you tell that you're getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

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