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: #Laughs Once a madman said, "Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat? Another madman said, "Why should we worry, we live in Hindustan."

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: #Laughs |Amazing AnagramsDormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code == Here Come Dots Slot Machines == Cash Lost in 'em Animosity == Is No Amity Snooze Alarms == Alas! No More Z's Alec Guinness == Genuine Class Semolina == Is No

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: #Laughs A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.

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: #Laughs |A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their flight to go.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Blair ! Blair who ? Blair play !

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: #Laughs What type of sense of humor does rain have? -A very wet sense of humor

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: #Laughs Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek? A: One.

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: #Laughs A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine.

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: #Laughs Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don't come in!Your Momma so dirty, when she stand next to a building she look like an alley!Your Momma so poor, she go to Mcdonalds to put a shake on layaway!Your Momma so dumb, she called in

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: #Laughs Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of the divorce decree, the judge turned to the husband and said: "I'm going to award her alimony in the amount of 0 a month." To which the woman's about-to-be ex replied: "That's

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: #Laughs A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a big bundle of wire.?Hey kid!? the farmer says, ?where ya goin? with that wire?? ?Well,? the kid drawls, ?this here ain?t j

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: #Laughs What girl's name is like a letter? Kay (K).

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: #Laughs Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches? They prefer cricket matches!

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: #Laughs All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with a special mutated gene that enables them to know which buttons to push on electronic gadgets.

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: #Laughs Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she'll rack your balls.

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: #Laughs |Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.Avoidable uh-voy'-duh-buhl: What a bullfighter tries to do.Baloney buh-lo'-nee: Where some hemlines fall.Bernadette burn'-a-det: The act of torching a mortgage.Burglarize

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: #Laughs What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing? The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.

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: #Laughs Once a madman said, "Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat? Another madman said, "Why should we worry, we live in Hindustan."

: #Laughs |Amazing AnagramsDormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code == Here Come Dots Slot Machines == Cash Lost in 'em Animosity == Is No Amity Snooze Alarms == Alas! No More Z's Alec Guinness == Genuine Class Semolina == Is No

: #Laughs Mr.

: #Laughs A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.

: #Laughs |A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their flight to go.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Blair ! Blair who ? Blair play !

: #Laughs What type of sense of humor does rain have? -A very wet sense of humor

: #Laughs Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek? A: One.

: #Laughs A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine.

: #Laughs Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don't come in!Your Momma so dirty, when she stand next to a building she look like an alley!Your Momma so poor, she go to Mcdonalds to put a shake on layaway!Your Momma so dumb, she called in

: #Laughs Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of the divorce decree, the judge turned to the husband and said: "I'm going to award her alimony in the amount of 0 a month." To which the woman's about-to-be ex replied: "That's

: #Laughs A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a big bundle of wire.?Hey kid!? the farmer says, ?where ya goin? with that wire?? ?Well,? the kid drawls, ?this here ain?t j

: #Laughs What girl's name is like a letter? Kay (K).

: #Laughs Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches? They prefer cricket matches!

: #Laughs All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with a special mutated gene that enables them to know which buttons to push on electronic gadgets.

: #Laughs Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she'll rack your balls.

: #Laughs |Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.Avoidable uh-voy'-duh-buhl: What a bullfighter tries to do.Baloney buh-lo'-nee: Where some hemlines fall.Bernadette burn'-a-det: The act of torching a mortgage.Burglarize

: #Laughs What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing? The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs A man walks into a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.

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