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: #Laughs Why wouldn't the vampire eat his soup? It clotted.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Trailer Trash Barbie ...complete with double wide trailer home

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: #Laughs Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla "How do you spell 'dumb'?"Darla says "d-u-m-b, dumb".

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: #Laughs |What is a cow's favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone had trodden on his corn!What would happen if bulls could fly?You would have to carry an umbrella all the time and beef would go up!What do you get if a sheep w

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: #Laughs |Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you've had a successful year and have come up with a lot of interesting toys.

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: #Laughs A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.

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: #Laughs How can you tell a lawyer is lying? Other lawyers look interested.

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: #Laughs A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary for some mathematical help.

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: #Laughs There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in the grocery store check-out line.

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: #Laughs One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side.

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: #Laughs Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger's baby? Mrs Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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: #Laughs Who invented the telephone? The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

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: #Laughs A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 AM.Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to c

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: #Laughs What do computer experts do at weekends? Go for a disk drive.

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: #Laughs How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes? Hold up your arm and say 'Go back, you didn't say 'May I?''

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: #Laughs Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions.

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: #Laughs Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures. Patient: Okay doc, but don't forget to send your bill to the other man.

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: #Laughs Fred came home from his first day at school.

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: #Laughs |How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives them nuts! What's tennis players favourite city?Volley wood! How does a physicist exercise?By pumping ion! Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?B

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: #Laughs What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!

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: #Laughs Why wouldn't the vampire eat his soup? It clotted.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Trailer Trash Barbie ...complete with double wide trailer home

: #Laughs Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla "How do you spell 'dumb'?"Darla says "d-u-m-b, dumb".

: #Laughs |What is a cow's favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone had trodden on his corn!What would happen if bulls could fly?You would have to carry an umbrella all the time and beef would go up!What do you get if a sheep w

: #Laughs |Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you've had a successful year and have come up with a lot of interesting toys.

: #Laughs A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.

: #Laughs How can you tell a lawyer is lying? Other lawyers look interested.

: #Laughs A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary for some mathematical help.

: #Laughs There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in the grocery store check-out line.

: #Laughs One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side.

: #Laughs Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger's baby? Mrs Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

: #Laughs Who invented the telephone? The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

: #Laughs A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 AM.Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to c

: #Laughs What do computer experts do at weekends? Go for a disk drive.

: #Laughs How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes? Hold up your arm and say 'Go back, you didn't say 'May I?''

: #Laughs Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions.

: #Laughs Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures. Patient: Okay doc, but don't forget to send your bill to the other man.

: #Laughs Fred came home from his first day at school.

: #Laughs |How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives them nuts! What's tennis players favourite city?Volley wood! How does a physicist exercise?By pumping ion! Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?B

: #Laughs What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!

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