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: #Laughs What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe

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: #Laughs |Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their ar

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: #Laughs Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ? Pupil: All of them !

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: #Laughs A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started back for his car, parked on the cemetery road.

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: #Laughs Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospital? Officer: Just stand where you are!!!

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase? Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

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: #Laughs Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me.

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: #Laughs All of a sudden, she's typing in a different font.

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: #Laughs If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have? Organised grime (crime).

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: #Laughs Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

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: #Laughs Four men are golfing one day.

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: #Laughs A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

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: #Laughs A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned on before it gets wet.

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: #Laughs Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles.

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: #Laughs One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig.

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: #Laughs What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ? A car-toonist !

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: #Laughs Solving the Mystery by Ivor Clew

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: #Laughs There is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several hundred feet in the air. The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket which was pulled to the top by several monks who pulled and tugg

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: #Laughs A blonde's house is on fire.

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: #Laughs What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe

: #Laughs |Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their ar

: #Laughs Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ? Pupil: All of them !

: #Laughs A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started back for his car, parked on the cemetery road.

: #Laughs Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospital? Officer: Just stand where you are!!!

: #Laughs Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase? Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

: #Laughs Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me.

: #Laughs All of a sudden, she's typing in a different font.

: #Laughs If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have? Organised grime (crime).

: #Laughs Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

: #Laughs Four men are golfing one day.

: #Laughs A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

: #Laughs A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned on before it gets wet.

: #Laughs Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles.

: #Laughs One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig.

: #Laughs What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ? A car-toonist !

: #Laughs Solving the Mystery by Ivor Clew

: #Laughs There is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several hundred feet in the air. The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket which was pulled to the top by several monks who pulled and tugg

: #Laughs A blonde's house is on fire.

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