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: #Laughs What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer !

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: #Laughs How do you know when an accountant's on holidays? He doesn't wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.

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: #Laughs |Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven's 9th symphony.However, it being quite hot, the players were working up quite a sweat, until a neighbor let them use the ventilators in her house.However, the wind from these ventilators

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: #Laughs Why are football grounds odd ? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits !

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: #Laughs A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident - body parts everywhere.

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: #Laughs A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other missed!

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: #Laughs The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for"Show & Tell," and the next day every kid had something.The teacher asks Wendy: What did you bring?"I brought a Walkman.""And what is it for?""You can listen to music with it!""Th

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: #Laughs What do you call a pig who overacts? A ham ham.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company.THE U.S.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn't leave tracks like snails!

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: #Laughs The little kid sat on the side of the road with a fishing line down the drain.

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: #Laughs How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.

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: #Laughs What did the spider say to the fly ? We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing ?

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: #Laughs What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'? A monster in a traffic jam.

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: #Laughs True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was in the hospital for several days.

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: #Laughs What do you call a lady pig planting seeds? A sow sow.

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: #Laughs Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference.

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: #Laughs "I can't find a cause for your illness," the doctor said.

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: #Laughs |Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless.

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: #Laughs What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire? It bit his neck, sucked his blood and said, "Who's a pretty boy then?"

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: #Laughs What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer !

: #Laughs How do you know when an accountant's on holidays? He doesn't wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.

: #Laughs |Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven's 9th symphony.However, it being quite hot, the players were working up quite a sweat, until a neighbor let them use the ventilators in her house.However, the wind from these ventilators

: #Laughs Why are football grounds odd ? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits !

: #Laughs A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident - body parts everywhere.

: #Laughs A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other missed!

: #Laughs The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for"Show & Tell," and the next day every kid had something.The teacher asks Wendy: What did you bring?"I brought a Walkman.""And what is it for?""You can listen to music with it!""Th

: #Laughs What do you call a pig who overacts? A ham ham.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company.THE U.S.

: #Laughs Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn't leave tracks like snails!

: #Laughs The little kid sat on the side of the road with a fishing line down the drain.

: #Laughs How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.

: #Laughs What did the spider say to the fly ? We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing ?

: #Laughs What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'? A monster in a traffic jam.

: #Laughs True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was in the hospital for several days.

: #Laughs What do you call a lady pig planting seeds? A sow sow.

: #Laughs Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference.

: #Laughs "I can't find a cause for your illness," the doctor said.

: #Laughs |Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless.

: #Laughs What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire? It bit his neck, sucked his blood and said, "Who's a pretty boy then?"

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