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: #Laughs What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred dollar bill.

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: #Laughs Stressed out...try some of these relaxing tidbits :)1.

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: #Laughs Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave, explaining to the barman he has to go home to do a shit.

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: #Laughs Waiter, there is a spider drowning in my soup ! It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !

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: #Laughs What are the three fastest means of communication? Internet, telephone, telawoman.

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: #Laughs What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital? With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

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: #Laughs What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ? A dinosnore !

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always wore long gloves to cover it up.

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: #Laughs A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?""After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he was having affairs with his patients?Yup, it's a shame because he was one of the top veterinarians in the country!

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: #Laughs The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary, junior high, high school, and college students.As one teacher noted, "It is truly astonishing what weird stuff our young scholars can create under the pressures

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: #Laughs What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ? Baddy long legs !

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: #Laughs |Many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed her husband with twin sons.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everything!

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: #Laughs Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!" The policeman said, "What's he like?" Little Johnny replied, "Beer and women!"

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: #Laughs Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles on a garbage can!

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: #Laughs yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m factory and threw out all the W's.

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: #Laughs Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons.

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: #Laughs Q: Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus the Fire Prevention Bear of the Polish National Forest Service.

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: #Laughs What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred dollar bill.

: #Laughs Stressed out...try some of these relaxing tidbits :)1.

: #Laughs Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave, explaining to the barman he has to go home to do a shit.

: #Laughs Waiter, there is a spider drowning in my soup ! It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !

: #Laughs What are the three fastest means of communication? Internet, telephone, telawoman.

: #Laughs What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital? With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

: #Laughs What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ? A dinosnore !

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

: #Laughs Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always wore long gloves to cover it up.

: #Laughs A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?""After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he was having affairs with his patients?Yup, it's a shame because he was one of the top veterinarians in the country!

: #Laughs The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary, junior high, high school, and college students.As one teacher noted, "It is truly astonishing what weird stuff our young scholars can create under the pressures

: #Laughs What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ? Baddy long legs !

: #Laughs |Many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed her husband with twin sons.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everything!

: #Laughs Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!" The policeman said, "What's he like?" Little Johnny replied, "Beer and women!"

: #Laughs Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles on a garbage can!

: #Laughs yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m factory and threw out all the W's.

: #Laughs Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons.

: #Laughs Q: Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus the Fire Prevention Bear of the Polish National Forest Service.

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