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: #Laughs Where did the burgers go after their wedding? On a bun-eymoon!

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: #Laughs Chinese SubtitlesFrom a list of English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong, Compiledby Stefan Hammond and Mike Wilkins for their book Sex & Zen & a Bullet inthe Head, to be published in August by Fireside.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Audrey! Audrey who? Audrey be doing this! Knock Knock Who's there? Augusta! Augusta who? Augusta go home now! Knock Knock Who's there? Aunt Lou! Aunt Lou who? Aunt Lou do you think you are! Knock Knock Who's there? Ashley!

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: #Laughs It beats being an American.

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: #Laughs |A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:Man: What's the problem officer?Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.Man: No sir, I was going 65.Wife: Oh Harry.

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: #Laughs What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride!

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: #Laughs Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome.Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses.

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: #Laughs How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in the back.

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: #Laughs The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came running up to her husband jumping for joy.

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: #Laughs Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.

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: #Laughs Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car? Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hunchback Barbie ...pull the string and she cries, "Sanctuary! Sanctuary!"

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: #Laughs Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdom? While the crowd was doing the wave, two blondes drowned.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs One day, President Bush visited an elementary school.

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: #Laughs What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once you get past the tender breast and the juicy thigh, all you're leftwith is a greasy box.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brazil ! Brazil who ? Brazil support a girls chest !

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: #Laughs What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.

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: #Laughs An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy.

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: #Laughs A doctor's advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: "Use it on every conceivable occasion."

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: #Laughs Where did the burgers go after their wedding? On a bun-eymoon!

: #Laughs Chinese SubtitlesFrom a list of English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong, Compiledby Stefan Hammond and Mike Wilkins for their book Sex & Zen & a Bullet inthe Head, to be published in August by Fireside.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Audrey! Audrey who? Audrey be doing this! Knock Knock Who's there? Augusta! Augusta who? Augusta go home now! Knock Knock Who's there? Aunt Lou! Aunt Lou who? Aunt Lou do you think you are! Knock Knock Who's there? Ashley!

: #Laughs It beats being an American.

: #Laughs |A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:Man: What's the problem officer?Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.Man: No sir, I was going 65.Wife: Oh Harry.

: #Laughs What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride!

: #Laughs Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome.Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses.

: #Laughs How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in the back.

: #Laughs The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came running up to her husband jumping for joy.

: #Laughs Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.

: #Laughs Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car? Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hunchback Barbie ...pull the string and she cries, "Sanctuary! Sanctuary!"

: #Laughs Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdom? While the crowd was doing the wave, two blondes drowned.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs One day, President Bush visited an elementary school.

: #Laughs What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once you get past the tender breast and the juicy thigh, all you're leftwith is a greasy box.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brazil ! Brazil who ? Brazil support a girls chest !

: #Laughs What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.

: #Laughs An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy.

: #Laughs A doctor's advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: "Use it on every conceivable occasion."

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