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: #Laughs What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A hoarse horse!

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: #Laughs Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.

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: #Laughs Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow0 for six months.

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: #Laughs |It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged with?""Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant."That's no offense", said the judge.

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: #Laughs Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.

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: #Laughs |A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family.

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: #Laughs Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting.

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: #Laughs I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was talking about marriage, and then his wife.

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: #Laughs A Jehovah's Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a faint,high pitched, "Come In".

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: #Laughs When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed.

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: #Laughs Why did the cowboy's car stop? It had Injun (engine) trouble.

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: #Laughs Have you seen www.shelterfromtherain.com? Yes, but it doesn't really stand out.

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: #Laughs Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ? Because they kept droning on and on !

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: #Laughs Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ? Because she wants to rise and shine.

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: #Laughs |Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!

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: #Laughs A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift."Well," says the doctor, "I can do the facelift, and then you'll have to come back in six months for a follow-up.""Oh, no." the woman replies.

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: #Laughs Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross.

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies? A: He's the stiff one.

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: #Laughs What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A hoarse horse!

: #Laughs Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.

: #Laughs Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

: #Laughs A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow0 for six months.

: #Laughs |It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged with?""Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant."That's no offense", said the judge.

: #Laughs Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.

: #Laughs |A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family.

: #Laughs Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting.

: #Laughs I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was talking about marriage, and then his wife.

: #Laughs A Jehovah's Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a faint,high pitched, "Come In".

: #Laughs When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed.

: #Laughs Why did the cowboy's car stop? It had Injun (engine) trouble.

: #Laughs Have you seen www.shelterfromtherain.com? Yes, but it doesn't really stand out.

: #Laughs Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ? Because they kept droning on and on !

: #Laughs Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ? Because she wants to rise and shine.

: #Laughs 01.

: #Laughs |Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!

: #Laughs A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift."Well," says the doctor, "I can do the facelift, and then you'll have to come back in six months for a follow-up.""Oh, no." the woman replies.

: #Laughs Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross.

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies? A: He's the stiff one.

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