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: #Laughs Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor."Do you wash?" the doctor asked the smelly young girl."Oh, yes," Mary answered.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ? A gooseberry is green !

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: #Laughs Q: Where do you look for blonde's obituaries? A: Under "Home Improvements."

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: #Laughs A man once asked Gandhi what he thought of western civilization.

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: #Laughs |An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in

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: #Laughs OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

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: #Laughs A woman goes to a doctor with a problem.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs What is musical and handy in the supermarket.

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: #Laughs What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ? A dingo-ling !

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: #Laughs Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I don't know, Sir.

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: #Laughs More One-liners worth passing on...Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words I can sum up everything I've learned about life.

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: #Laughs FARMER: Who raided my vegetable patch? PIGLET: Beets me!

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: #Laughs This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment."This is one hot potato of a lady, doctor," he said, "Maybe you can do something for her? She goes for any man, any age, any time, anywhere and it is just driving me crazy with

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: #Laughs What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl? What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this?

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: #Laughs Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class. Johnny: I know.

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: #Laughs My husband's business is rather up-and-down - he makes yo-yos.

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: #Laughs |Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other!Q: Why are cars longer in the evening than they are in the morning?A: Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!Q:

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: #Laughs |What if Dr.

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: #Laughs "Now as I understand it, Sir," said the police officer to the motorist, "you were driving this vehicle when the accident occurred.

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: #Laughs Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor."Do you wash?" the doctor asked the smelly young girl."Oh, yes," Mary answered.

: #Laughs What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ? A gooseberry is green !

: #Laughs Q: Where do you look for blonde's obituaries? A: Under "Home Improvements."

: #Laughs A man once asked Gandhi what he thought of western civilization.

: #Laughs |An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in

: #Laughs OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

: #Laughs A woman goes to a doctor with a problem.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs What is musical and handy in the supermarket.

: #Laughs What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ? A dingo-ling !

: #Laughs Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I don't know, Sir.

: #Laughs More One-liners worth passing on...Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words I can sum up everything I've learned about life.

: #Laughs FARMER: Who raided my vegetable patch? PIGLET: Beets me!

: #Laughs This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment."This is one hot potato of a lady, doctor," he said, "Maybe you can do something for her? She goes for any man, any age, any time, anywhere and it is just driving me crazy with

: #Laughs What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl? What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this?

: #Laughs Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class. Johnny: I know.

: #Laughs My husband's business is rather up-and-down - he makes yo-yos.

: #Laughs |Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other!Q: Why are cars longer in the evening than they are in the morning?A: Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!Q:

: #Laughs |What if Dr.

: #Laughs "Now as I understand it, Sir," said the police officer to the motorist, "you were driving this vehicle when the accident occurred.

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