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: #Laughs Which weather features do druggies like most? Highs

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: #Laughs * You just can't win, and here are the reasons why: *If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.

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: #Laughs Father: What did you learn in school today ? Son: That three and three are seven. Father: Three and three are six ! Son: I guess I didn't learn anything today then !

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: #Laughs MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.

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: #Laughs Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory.

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: #Laughs A burglar broke into a house one night.

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: #Laughs UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS.

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: #Laughs Mother: I told you not eat cake before supper. Daughter: But, Mum, it's part of my homework.

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: #Laughs What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ? I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

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: #Laughs Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths.

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: #Laughs It's so easy to milk a cow.

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: #Laughs A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,"Please send me some food.

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: #Laughs Why was the vampire thought of as simple-minded? Because he was a complete sucker.

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: #Laughs Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you're an ambulance!

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: #Laughs How do a jewish couple have oral sex?...

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: #Laughs If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Philip's Screwdriver?Why is it that we recite at a play and play at a recital?Why is a wise man and wise guy opposites?If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doe

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: #Laughs Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates.

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: #Laughs What is It? Bush has a short one.

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: #Laughs When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist. Joe told the psychiatrist his troubles and said, "Life isn't worth living.

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: #Laughs |A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane.The plane was going down fast, and there were only four parachutes for all five of them.The pilot took one and jumped, then the movie star took one and jumped, and then the

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: #Laughs Which weather features do druggies like most? Highs

: #Laughs * You just can't win, and here are the reasons why: *If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.

: #Laughs Father: What did you learn in school today ? Son: That three and three are seven. Father: Three and three are six ! Son: I guess I didn't learn anything today then !

: #Laughs MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.

: #Laughs Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory.

: #Laughs A burglar broke into a house one night.

: #Laughs UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS.

: #Laughs Mother: I told you not eat cake before supper. Daughter: But, Mum, it's part of my homework.

: #Laughs What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ? I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

: #Laughs Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths.

: #Laughs It's so easy to milk a cow.

: #Laughs A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,"Please send me some food.

: #Laughs Why was the vampire thought of as simple-minded? Because he was a complete sucker.

: #Laughs Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you're an ambulance!

: #Laughs How do a jewish couple have oral sex?...

: #Laughs If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Philip's Screwdriver?Why is it that we recite at a play and play at a recital?Why is a wise man and wise guy opposites?If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doe

: #Laughs Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates.

: #Laughs What is It? Bush has a short one.

: #Laughs When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist. Joe told the psychiatrist his troubles and said, "Life isn't worth living.

: #Laughs |A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane.The plane was going down fast, and there were only four parachutes for all five of them.The pilot took one and jumped, then the movie star took one and jumped, and then the

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