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: #Laughs Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze? So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ? Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!

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: #Laughs Doctor these pills you gave me for BO... What's wrong with them? They keep slipping out from under my arms!

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: #Laughs Who writes books for little bees ? Bee-trix Potter !

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: #Laughs Where do children learn their ABC's ? At LMN-tary school !

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: #Laughs How did the rainbow know is was lost? -It was a clear day

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: #Laughs True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was in the hospital for several days.

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: #Laughs Don't let your mind wander too far.

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: #Laughs If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape.

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: #Laughs So this trumpet player dies.

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: #Laughs Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems.

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: #Laughs "Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company." "Would you spell that, please?" "Certainly.

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: #Laughs Q: What has got four legs and an arm? - A: A Rottweiler in a playground.

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: #Laughs "So glad to meet you" said the Hindu politely ? "Charmed I'm sure ", replied the snake !

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bologna ! Bologna who ? Bologna & cheese !

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: #Laughs Q: What's the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials? A: A police lineup.

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: #Laughs A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: "So your mother saysyour prayers for you each night? Very commendable.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves time in the long run.

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: #Laughs What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse? Giddy up horsey !

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: #Laughs Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze? So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

: #Laughs Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ? Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!

: #Laughs Doctor these pills you gave me for BO... What's wrong with them? They keep slipping out from under my arms!

: #Laughs Who writes books for little bees ? Bee-trix Potter !

: #Laughs Where do children learn their ABC's ? At LMN-tary school !

: #Laughs How did the rainbow know is was lost? -It was a clear day

: #Laughs True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was in the hospital for several days.

: #Laughs Don't let your mind wander too far.

: #Laughs If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape.

: #Laughs So this trumpet player dies.

: #Laughs Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems.

: #Laughs "Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company." "Would you spell that, please?" "Certainly.

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: #Laughs Q: What has got four legs and an arm? - A: A Rottweiler in a playground.

: #Laughs "So glad to meet you" said the Hindu politely ? "Charmed I'm sure ", replied the snake !

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bologna ! Bologna who ? Bologna & cheese !

: #Laughs Q: What's the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials? A: A police lineup.

: #Laughs A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: "So your mother saysyour prayers for you each night? Very commendable.

: #Laughs Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves time in the long run.

: #Laughs What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse? Giddy up horsey !

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