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: #Laughs A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.

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: #Laughs Tech Support: "What does the screen say now."Person: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."Tech Support: "Well?"Person: "How do I know when it's ready?"

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: #Laughs A policeman came upon a super-salesman about to jump from a bridge and yelled, "Wait, Fellow! Please don't do that !!!" The salesman said, "Why not ?" and proceeded to expound on his views on the shaky economy, declining family life a

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: #Laughs What word allows you to take away two letters and get one? Stone.

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: #Laughs What do lovesick owls say when it's raining? Too-wet-to-woo.

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: #Laughs |What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!

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: #Laughs What language do they speak in Cuba ? Cubic !

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: #Laughs During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told the auctioneer, "I'm paying a fortunefor that parrot.

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: #Laughs He has one of those mighty minds -- mighty empty.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding? They got jellygated!

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: #Laughs |What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows go on a Saturday night?To the moo-vies!If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?Plenty of milk!Why did the baby turkey bolt down his food?Because he was

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: #Laughs How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first

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: #Laughs A little old lady shaking violently as she walks in to the pharmacy asks the salesperson "do you sell vibrators".

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache? Of course.

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: #Laughs At one of the packed, Delta ticket counters all of ticket agents were doing their best to politely process each passenger as quickly as they could.

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: #Laughs A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens.Buddhism : If shit happens it's not really shit.Islam : If shit happens it is the will of AllahProtestantism : Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.Judaism : Why does this shi

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: #Laughs You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'oeuvre.

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: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

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: #Laughs The Lost Bet by Henrietta Hart

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: #Laughs Patient walks into a doctor's office.

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: #Laughs A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.

: #Laughs Tech Support: "What does the screen say now."Person: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."Tech Support: "Well?"Person: "How do I know when it's ready?"

: #Laughs A policeman came upon a super-salesman about to jump from a bridge and yelled, "Wait, Fellow! Please don't do that !!!" The salesman said, "Why not ?" and proceeded to expound on his views on the shaky economy, declining family life a

: #Laughs What word allows you to take away two letters and get one? Stone.

: #Laughs What do lovesick owls say when it's raining? Too-wet-to-woo.

: #Laughs |What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!

: #Laughs What language do they speak in Cuba ? Cubic !

: #Laughs During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told the auctioneer, "I'm paying a fortunefor that parrot.

: #Laughs He has one of those mighty minds -- mighty empty.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding? They got jellygated!

: #Laughs |What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows go on a Saturday night?To the moo-vies!If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?Plenty of milk!Why did the baby turkey bolt down his food?Because he was

: #Laughs How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first

: #Laughs A little old lady shaking violently as she walks in to the pharmacy asks the salesperson "do you sell vibrators".

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache? Of course.

: #Laughs At one of the packed, Delta ticket counters all of ticket agents were doing their best to politely process each passenger as quickly as they could.

: #Laughs A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens.Buddhism : If shit happens it's not really shit.Islam : If shit happens it is the will of AllahProtestantism : Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.Judaism : Why does this shi

: #Laughs You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'oeuvre.

: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

: #Laughs The Lost Bet by Henrietta Hart

: #Laughs Patient walks into a doctor's office.

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