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: #Laughs |Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What's striped and bouncy?A: A tiger on a pogo stick!Q: What is the cat's favorite TV show?A: The evening mews!Q: How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?A: Smack a lion!Q

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: #Laughs What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.

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: #Laughs 60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) 50 Miami residents turn on the heat 40 You can see your breath, Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming 35 Italian cars don't start 32 Water freezes 30 You plan your vacati

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: #Laughs Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchard's on fire.

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: #Laughs Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to stampede.Most cows view the new day as an exciting new opportunityto eat grass and point in the same direction as the other cows.

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: #Laughs Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out.

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: #Laughs A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing twenty pounds. Two weeks later he returned to the bar.

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: #Laughs An old man goes to the doctor.

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: #Laughs This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.

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: #Laughs |(Setting the scene, Ballymun outside of Dublin has a reputation as a rough spot) Fifteen minutes into Aer Lingus Flight EI109 from Madrid to Dublin the Plane encounters a serious problem with the Instrument landing systems.

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I say. Tell me the truth now, what's your REAL problem?

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster? A wake-up call!

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: #Laughs Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case!

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't blondes like buttered toast? A: They can't figure out which side the butter goes on.

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: #Laughs Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat 35 Irish setter and Muffy the Cat 48 Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat 66 R

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: #Laughs |Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence."You can take your choice, private - one month's restriction or twenty day's pay," said the officer."All right, sir," said the bright soldier, "I'll take the money."

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: #Laughs As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strips:Lost: small apricot poodle.

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: #Laughs Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of the divorce decree, the judge turned to the husband and said: "I'm going to award her alimony in the amount of 0 a month." To which the woman's about-to-be ex replied: "That's

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: #Laughs There is a computer virus that is being sent across the Internet.

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: #Laughs What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing? The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

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: #Laughs |Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What's striped and bouncy?A: A tiger on a pogo stick!Q: What is the cat's favorite TV show?A: The evening mews!Q: How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?A: Smack a lion!Q

: #Laughs What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.

: #Laughs 60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) 50 Miami residents turn on the heat 40 You can see your breath, Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming 35 Italian cars don't start 32 Water freezes 30 You plan your vacati

: #Laughs Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchard's on fire.

: #Laughs Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to stampede.Most cows view the new day as an exciting new opportunityto eat grass and point in the same direction as the other cows.

: #Laughs Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out.

: #Laughs A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing twenty pounds. Two weeks later he returned to the bar.

: #Laughs An old man goes to the doctor.

: #Laughs This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.

: #Laughs |(Setting the scene, Ballymun outside of Dublin has a reputation as a rough spot) Fifteen minutes into Aer Lingus Flight EI109 from Madrid to Dublin the Plane encounters a serious problem with the Instrument landing systems.

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I say. Tell me the truth now, what's your REAL problem?

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster? A wake-up call!

: #Laughs Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case!

: #Laughs Q: Why don't blondes like buttered toast? A: They can't figure out which side the butter goes on.

: #Laughs Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat 35 Irish setter and Muffy the Cat 48 Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat 66 R

: #Laughs |Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence."You can take your choice, private - one month's restriction or twenty day's pay," said the officer."All right, sir," said the bright soldier, "I'll take the money."

: #Laughs As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strips:Lost: small apricot poodle.

: #Laughs Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of the divorce decree, the judge turned to the husband and said: "I'm going to award her alimony in the amount of 0 a month." To which the woman's about-to-be ex replied: "That's

: #Laughs There is a computer virus that is being sent across the Internet.

: #Laughs What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing? The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

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