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: #Laughs More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just don't wanna go to.I'D LOVE TO BUT......

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: #Laughs This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign "Hans Olaffsen's Laundry." "Hans Olaffsen?", he thinks.

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: #Laughs Waiter, there is a spider drowning in my soup ! It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !

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: #Laughs How do you address a monster? Very politely.

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: #Laughs Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:Postulate 1: Knowle

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: #Laughs Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long.

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: #Laughs Can You name 3 Cars that start with P?Nope, they all start with Gas!

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: #Laughs A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a hooker to be sent to his room.When they're done, he said, "I'm afraid myFinnish isn't too good."The hooker replied, "Your foreplay ain't allthat hot either."

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: #Laughs A woman just back from Arizona was telling her friends about the trip.

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!

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: #Laughs A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla.

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: #Laughs How did the basketball court get wet? The players dribbled all over it!

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: #Laughs Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!

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: #Laughs What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ? Black mail !

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: #Laughs Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

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: #Laughs A man arrives at the gates of heaven.

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: #Laughs Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog? Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

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: #Laughs One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to goout to do some errands.

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: #Laughs A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.

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: #Laughs More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just don't wanna go to.I'D LOVE TO BUT......

: #Laughs This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign "Hans Olaffsen's Laundry." "Hans Olaffsen?", he thinks.

: #Laughs Waiter, there is a spider drowning in my soup ! It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !

: #Laughs How do you address a monster? Very politely.

: #Laughs Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:Postulate 1: Knowle

: #Laughs Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long.

: #Laughs Can You name 3 Cars that start with P?Nope, they all start with Gas!

: #Laughs A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a hooker to be sent to his room.When they're done, he said, "I'm afraid myFinnish isn't too good."The hooker replied, "Your foreplay ain't allthat hot either."

: #Laughs A woman just back from Arizona was telling her friends about the trip.

: #Laughs Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!

: #Laughs A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla.

: #Laughs How did the basketball court get wet? The players dribbled all over it!

: #Laughs Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!

: #Laughs What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ? Black mail !

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

: #Laughs A man arrives at the gates of heaven.

: #Laughs Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog? Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

: #Laughs One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to goout to do some errands.

: #Laughs A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.

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