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: #Laughs Tower: Lufthansa 893, you're number one, check for workers on the taxiway.

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: #Laughs There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news.

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: #Laughs Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? To a re-tail store!

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: #Laughs An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary. "Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested.

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: #Laughs Hello? Fred's Restaurant.

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: #Laughs Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game.And for the third week in a row, it was raining too hard to play.Bill: Well, Bob, what do you want to do now?Bob: Darts?Bill: Nah.Bob: Shoot some pool?Bill: Nah.Bob: Cards?Bill: Nah.

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: #Laughs Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers.

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: #Laughs Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned, and one hadn't even been coloured in yet.

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: #Laughs There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties.The Priest calls the girl and gives her and says, "Little girl, take this money and buy yo

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: #Laughs Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech...1.

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: #Laughs Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor, Longing for the warmth of bedsheets, still I sat there, doing spreadsheets.

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: #Laughs Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.

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: #Laughs Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a 31 day March!

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: #Laughs A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions. Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit t

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: #Laughs A friend meets up with her friend as she is picking her car up from the mechanic. Her friend asks, "Everything ok with your car now?" The blonde replies, "Yes, thank goodness.

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: #Laughs |Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on.

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: #Laughs A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home.

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: #Laughs There were three American pilots captured by Germans in WWII.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

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: #Laughs Tower: Lufthansa 893, you're number one, check for workers on the taxiway.

: #Laughs There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news.

: #Laughs Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? To a re-tail store!

: #Laughs An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary. "Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested.

: #Laughs Hello? Fred's Restaurant.

: #Laughs Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game.And for the third week in a row, it was raining too hard to play.Bill: Well, Bob, what do you want to do now?Bob: Darts?Bill: Nah.Bob: Shoot some pool?Bill: Nah.Bob: Cards?Bill: Nah.

: #Laughs Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers.

: #Laughs Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned, and one hadn't even been coloured in yet.

: #Laughs There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties.The Priest calls the girl and gives her and says, "Little girl, take this money and buy yo

: #Laughs Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech...1.

: #Laughs Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor, Longing for the warmth of bedsheets, still I sat there, doing spreadsheets.

: #Laughs Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.

: #Laughs Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a 31 day March!

: #Laughs A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions. Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit t

: #Laughs A friend meets up with her friend as she is picking her car up from the mechanic. Her friend asks, "Everything ok with your car now?" The blonde replies, "Yes, thank goodness.

: #Laughs |Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on.

: #Laughs A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home.

: #Laughs There were three American pilots captured by Germans in WWII.

: #Laughs Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

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