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: #Laughs His girlfriend returned all his letters. I bet she marked them "second class male !"

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: #Laughs Three friends died and went to heaven.

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: #Laughs Here are some "actual" bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK! If you had sex with the PresidentClinton: We forgive you...Now Resign!Al Gore: One heartthrob from the PresidencyAdultery IS NOT a family valueDoes character m

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: #Laughs What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ? If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital !

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: #Laughs The sheriff of a small town was also the town's veterinarian.

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: #Laughs Here I am at Camp Grenada.

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: #Laughs A woman went to the bar with a black eye."How'd ya get that?" asked the bartender."From my husband," she replied."But I thought he was out of town?" he asked."So did I!" she said.

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: #Laughs |Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?A: Because it was a double-crosser.Q: Why di

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: #Laughs The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door.

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: #Laughs How does AVON find so many women willing to take orders ?

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: #Laughs A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day.

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: #Laughs Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent by Annette

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: #Laughs As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!

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: #Laughs A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him.

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: #Laughs I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in the United States each year.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Brooklyn bubblebrain who was two hours late for work because the escalator got stuck?

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: #Laughs The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from Air Force fliers about crazy Army paratroopers jumping out of perfectly good aircraft.

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: #Laughs Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know why birds fly upside down over Scott County, Virginia? "Cause there ain't nothin' worth shittin' on up there!"

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: #Laughs I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,"This is the last time we're going to spend a quarter totell you that you have fifteen cents!"

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: #Laughs What do you call a fish with no eyes ? Fish !

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: #Laughs His girlfriend returned all his letters. I bet she marked them "second class male !"

: #Laughs Three friends died and went to heaven.

: #Laughs Here are some "actual" bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK! If you had sex with the PresidentClinton: We forgive you...Now Resign!Al Gore: One heartthrob from the PresidencyAdultery IS NOT a family valueDoes character m

: #Laughs What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ? If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital !

: #Laughs The sheriff of a small town was also the town's veterinarian.

: #Laughs Here I am at Camp Grenada.

: #Laughs A woman went to the bar with a black eye."How'd ya get that?" asked the bartender."From my husband," she replied."But I thought he was out of town?" he asked."So did I!" she said.

: #Laughs |Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?A: Because it was a double-crosser.Q: Why di

: #Laughs The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door.

: #Laughs How does AVON find so many women willing to take orders ?

: #Laughs A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day.

: #Laughs Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent by Annette

: #Laughs As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!

: #Laughs A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him.

: #Laughs I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in the United States each year.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Brooklyn bubblebrain who was two hours late for work because the escalator got stuck?

: #Laughs The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from Air Force fliers about crazy Army paratroopers jumping out of perfectly good aircraft.

: #Laughs Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know why birds fly upside down over Scott County, Virginia? "Cause there ain't nothin' worth shittin' on up there!"

: #Laughs I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,"This is the last time we're going to spend a quarter totell you that you have fifteen cents!"

: #Laughs What do you call a fish with no eyes ? Fish !

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