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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What is the pig's favorite musical instrument? The piggalo (piccalo).

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What's grey but turns red ? An embarrassed elephant !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs This Marine drill instructor, completely frazzled by the ineptitude of his recruits, burst into a blue streak of swearing hot enough to blister paint.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs When you're having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to piss you off, just remember: it takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 to pull the trigger of a decent sniper rifle.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmer said, "That's once." A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. T

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs "The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks." "And did he?" "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Ariel was in trouble again.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Polish Remover".

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told her twice.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs How does a Gorilla become another animal? When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ? A spinning wheel !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one to do it and two to sue him for malpractice.A1: It only takes one lawyer to change your light bulb to his light bulb.A2: You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be. The chief of police comes over to him and tells him, "While you were out, the conductor came to your house, ki

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs As he was drilling a batch of recruits, the sergeant saw that one of them was marching out of step.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg? Because they're both cracked!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Two children are in a doctor's waiting room, and one of them is crying.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on, standing in front of him, he looks up at her private parts he asks"What's that mum ? " His mum frozen tried to think what to say, finally she came up with the following, "That

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