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: #Laughs Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.

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: #Laughs A small boy is sent to bed by his father.

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: #Laughs How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1.

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: #Laughs Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem.

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: #Laughs A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive flatulance, but there was never any sound or smell so she had done nothing about it until now.

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: #Laughs |What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!

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: #Laughs A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.

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: #Laughs What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?"Dam."

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: #Laughs Who won the animal race? The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!

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: #Laughs There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news.

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: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked.

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: #Laughs What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse? A tale of whoa!

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: #Laughs What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !

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: #Laughs What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer!

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: #Laughs There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well- endowed that it was bothering his knee.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do so many black people move to Detroit?A: Because they heard there were no jobs there.

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: #Laughs Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink.

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: #Laughs Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day.

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: #Laughs Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number.

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: #Laughs |These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers).

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: #Laughs Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.

: #Laughs A small boy is sent to bed by his father.

: #Laughs How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1.

: #Laughs Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem.

: #Laughs A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive flatulance, but there was never any sound or smell so she had done nothing about it until now.

: #Laughs |What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!

: #Laughs A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.

: #Laughs What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?"Dam."

: #Laughs Who won the animal race? The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!

: #Laughs There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news.

: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked.

: #Laughs What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse? A tale of whoa!

: #Laughs What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !

: #Laughs What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer!

: #Laughs There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well- endowed that it was bothering his knee.

: #Laughs Q: Why do so many black people move to Detroit?A: Because they heard there were no jobs there.

: #Laughs Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink.

: #Laughs Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day.

: #Laughs Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number.

: #Laughs |These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers).

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