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: #Laughs How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? None.

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: #Laughs Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a narrow lane.

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: #Laughs How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb? None, it is done by the automatic pilot.

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: #Laughs Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A.

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: #Laughs What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs? A pig tail!

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: #Laughs Do you like my new jacket?It's great.

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: #Laughs Two 80 year old men are driving down the road when they hear the Ex-Lax commercial end with the statement: "It makes you feel young again." John looks at Sylvester and says, "We need to pull over and get a bottle of that stuff!"

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: #Laughs What do bees do if they want to use public transport ? Wait at a buzz stop !

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: #Laughs One day some guys were doing a survey between "boxers" or "briefs".They went to a 25 year old man and said "boxers" or "briefs"? Hesaid briefs.They went to a 40 year old man and said "boxers" or "briefs"? Hesaid boxers.Then they went up to a 80 ye

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: #Laughs |NFL Team Lame Names When a football team is having trouble getting into the win column, fans usually assign a more appropriate name to describe that team's performance.

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: #Laughs A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars to buy a drink.

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: #Laughs |Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!

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: #Laughs When do men insist that women are illogical? When a woman doesn't agree with them.

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: #Laughs Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.

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: #Laughs Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?How come there aren't B

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: #Laughs A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat.She thinks to herself, "Here's another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchical society by offering a poor, defenseless woman his seat," and

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: #Laughs A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items.

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: #Laughs Stupid people LICENSE TO STEAL Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck.

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: #Laughs You have to read the whole thing: The following is from a 1950's Home Economics textbook intended for the High School girls, teaching how to prepare for married life.

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: #Laughs Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the subject of her and Bill's sex life.

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: #Laughs How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? None.

: #Laughs Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a narrow lane.

: #Laughs How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb? None, it is done by the automatic pilot.

: #Laughs Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A.

: #Laughs What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs? A pig tail!

: #Laughs Do you like my new jacket?It's great.

: #Laughs Two 80 year old men are driving down the road when they hear the Ex-Lax commercial end with the statement: "It makes you feel young again." John looks at Sylvester and says, "We need to pull over and get a bottle of that stuff!"

: #Laughs What do bees do if they want to use public transport ? Wait at a buzz stop !

: #Laughs One day some guys were doing a survey between "boxers" or "briefs".They went to a 25 year old man and said "boxers" or "briefs"? Hesaid briefs.They went to a 40 year old man and said "boxers" or "briefs"? Hesaid boxers.Then they went up to a 80 ye

: #Laughs |NFL Team Lame Names When a football team is having trouble getting into the win column, fans usually assign a more appropriate name to describe that team's performance.

: #Laughs A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars to buy a drink.

: #Laughs |Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!

: #Laughs When do men insist that women are illogical? When a woman doesn't agree with them.

: #Laughs Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.

: #Laughs Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?How come there aren't B

: #Laughs A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat.She thinks to herself, "Here's another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchical society by offering a poor, defenseless woman his seat," and

: #Laughs A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items.

: #Laughs Stupid people LICENSE TO STEAL Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck.

: #Laughs You have to read the whole thing: The following is from a 1950's Home Economics textbook intended for the High School girls, teaching how to prepare for married life.

: #Laughs Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the subject of her and Bill's sex life.

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