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: #Laughs Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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: #Laughs The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming.

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: #Laughs What's the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!

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: #Laughs I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!

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: #Laughs Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell.

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: #Laughs A girl walked over to her neighbor's for her morning chat session.

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: #Laughs Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste!

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: #Laughs A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she lost.

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: #Laughs Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.A schoolteacher is a disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children.A consultant

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: #Laughs I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? --Age 15 Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to

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: #Laughs My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary.

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: #Laughs The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as American citizens."It is wonderful," the husband exclaimed.

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: #Laughs Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud? A: You can almost hear them.

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: #Laughs Would you like a duck egg for supper? Only if you quack it for me.

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: #Laughs Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.

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: #Laughs There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the third grade.

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: #Laughs 25.

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: #Laughs How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six...

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: #Laughs Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.

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: #Laughs Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

: #Laughs The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming.

: #Laughs What's the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!

: #Laughs I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!

: #Laughs Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell.

: #Laughs A girl walked over to her neighbor's for her morning chat session.

: #Laughs Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste!

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she lost.

: #Laughs Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.A schoolteacher is a disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children.A consultant

: #Laughs I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? --Age 15 Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to

: #Laughs My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary.

: #Laughs The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as American citizens."It is wonderful," the husband exclaimed.

: #Laughs Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud? A: You can almost hear them.

: #Laughs Would you like a duck egg for supper? Only if you quack it for me.

: #Laughs Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.

: #Laughs There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the third grade.

: #Laughs 25.

: #Laughs How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six...

: #Laughs Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.

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