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: #Laughs Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby.

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: #Laughs |What's the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when you die!

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: #Laughs Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant17.

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: #Laughs The couple was standing staring at one of the more expensive models in the auto showroom.

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: #Laughs |I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me

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: #Laughs What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play? "Don't get your sheets dirty!"

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: #Laughs Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE or a smart blonde...yeah right...1.Who do want to be most like in life:A.Vanna WhiteB.Michelle FieferC.Britney SpearsE.None of the Above2.In a game of Hide-And-Go Seek, do you:A.Run when

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: #Laughs What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ? Jail-birds !

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: #Laughs Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One - he puts it in the socket and lets the world revolve around him.

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: #Laughs How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start introducing yourself as "lord at pacbell dot net"Your wife drapes a wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks likeYou check your mail.

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: #Laughs |When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher.

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: #Laughs What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?"Hey ya'll.

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: #Laughs |I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles.

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: #Laughs Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage? She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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: #Laughs What's the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.

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: #Laughs |Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father: Ok ask.Son: When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the docto

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: #Laughs What letter is like a vegetable? The letter P.

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: #Laughs How does a baby ghost cry? "Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!"

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: #Laughs How did you do in your tests ? I did what George Washington did ! What was that ? Went down in history !

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: #Laughs Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby.

: #Laughs |What's the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when you die!

: #Laughs Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant17.

: #Laughs The couple was standing staring at one of the more expensive models in the auto showroom.

: #Laughs |I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me

: #Laughs What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play? "Don't get your sheets dirty!"

: #Laughs Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE or a smart blonde...yeah right...1.Who do want to be most like in life:A.Vanna WhiteB.Michelle FieferC.Britney SpearsE.None of the Above2.In a game of Hide-And-Go Seek, do you:A.Run when

: #Laughs What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ? Jail-birds !

: #Laughs Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One - he puts it in the socket and lets the world revolve around him.

: #Laughs How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start introducing yourself as "lord at pacbell dot net"Your wife drapes a wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks likeYou check your mail.

: #Laughs |When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher.

: #Laughs What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?"Hey ya'll.

: #Laughs |I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles.

: #Laughs Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage? She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

: #Laughs Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

: #Laughs What's the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.

: #Laughs |Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father: Ok ask.Son: When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the docto

: #Laughs What letter is like a vegetable? The letter P.

: #Laughs How does a baby ghost cry? "Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!"

: #Laughs How did you do in your tests ? I did what George Washington did ! What was that ? Went down in history !

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