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: #Laughs A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the plane.

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: #Laughs The Three Laws of Secure Computing 1) Don't buy a computer. 2) If you do buy a computer, don't plug it in. 3) If you do plug it in, sell it and return to step 1.

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: #Laughs A blonde goes horse back riding.

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: #Laughs A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car."They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

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: #Laughs What's the Arkansas state motto?If you can't keep it in your pants keep it in the family.Sent by Mike

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: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?A: She moved.

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: #Laughs A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race.

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: #Laughs I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.So I said "Implants?"

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: #Laughs I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based Unit, Model # Homo Sapiens.The following is a list of constant problems:- A constant whining whenever the brain disengages after debating the virtues of the automobile select

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: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations.

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: #Laughs First witch: Here's a banana if you can spell it.

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: #Laughs Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty.

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: #Laughs "I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job"--George Bush, during his first Presidential campaign"This is a great day for France!"--Richard Nixon, while attending Charles De Gaulle's funeral"Now, like, I'm President.

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: #Laughs Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ? Because the poor didn't have any !

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: #Laughs A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money.

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: #Laughs |Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest.

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: #Laughs While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders.

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: #Laughs When the office photo-copies began to look faint, the office manager called in a local repair service.

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: #Laughs How do snowmen travel around ? By iceicle !

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: #Laughs A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

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: #Laughs A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the plane.

: #Laughs The Three Laws of Secure Computing 1) Don't buy a computer. 2) If you do buy a computer, don't plug it in. 3) If you do plug it in, sell it and return to step 1.

: #Laughs A blonde goes horse back riding.

: #Laughs A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car."They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

: #Laughs What's the Arkansas state motto?If you can't keep it in your pants keep it in the family.Sent by Mike

: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?A: She moved.

: #Laughs A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race.

: #Laughs I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.So I said "Implants?"

: #Laughs I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based Unit, Model # Homo Sapiens.The following is a list of constant problems:- A constant whining whenever the brain disengages after debating the virtues of the automobile select

: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations.

: #Laughs First witch: Here's a banana if you can spell it.

: #Laughs Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty.

: #Laughs "I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job"--George Bush, during his first Presidential campaign"This is a great day for France!"--Richard Nixon, while attending Charles De Gaulle's funeral"Now, like, I'm President.

: #Laughs Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ? Because the poor didn't have any !

: #Laughs A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money.

: #Laughs |Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest.

: #Laughs While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders.

: #Laughs When the office photo-copies began to look faint, the office manager called in a local repair service.

: #Laughs How do snowmen travel around ? By iceicle !

: #Laughs A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

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