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: #Laughs What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A flat mate.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a bridge.

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: #Laughs Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go in pairs !

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: #Laughs Three old ladies went for a walk in the park, they were suddenly approached by a man who flashed at them, two of them had a stroke - the third wasn't quick enough..

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: #Laughs Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1.

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: #Laughs Regardless of what you may hear, there's still many women these days who are excellent "housekeepers".

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: #Laughs Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope round his neck.

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: #Laughs |After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic.

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: #Laughs Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay.

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun."Can I help you sir?, asked the shopkeeper".Ah, yes...I want to buy a .44 Magnum please.The shopkeeper informs the man that the .44 is a very powerful gun, and asks the customer what he's going to use it fo

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: #Laughs A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner "Mom& Pop" grocery picking out a pretty good size box of laundrydetergent.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are those? He says pointing to her breasts.Well, son, These are balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven.Incredibly, he appears to beli

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: #Laughs Why is an engaged girl like a telephone? Because they both have rings.

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: #Laughs Why accountants don't read novels? Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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: #Laughs Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Closure ! Closure who ? Closure mouth when you eat !

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: #Laughs Things NOT to say to a Cop!1.

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: #Laughs Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard.

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: #Laughs |What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!

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: #Laughs Two confirmed bachelors sat talking.

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: #Laughs What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A flat mate.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a bridge.

: #Laughs Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go in pairs !

: #Laughs Three old ladies went for a walk in the park, they were suddenly approached by a man who flashed at them, two of them had a stroke - the third wasn't quick enough..

: #Laughs Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1.

: #Laughs Regardless of what you may hear, there's still many women these days who are excellent "housekeepers".

: #Laughs Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope round his neck.

: #Laughs |After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic.

: #Laughs Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay.

: #Laughs A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun."Can I help you sir?, asked the shopkeeper".Ah, yes...I want to buy a .44 Magnum please.The shopkeeper informs the man that the .44 is a very powerful gun, and asks the customer what he's going to use it fo

: #Laughs A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner "Mom& Pop" grocery picking out a pretty good size box of laundrydetergent.

: #Laughs Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are those? He says pointing to her breasts.Well, son, These are balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven.Incredibly, he appears to beli

: #Laughs Why is an engaged girl like a telephone? Because they both have rings.

: #Laughs Why accountants don't read novels? Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

: #Laughs Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Closure ! Closure who ? Closure mouth when you eat !

: #Laughs Things NOT to say to a Cop!1.

: #Laughs Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard.

: #Laughs |What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!

: #Laughs Two confirmed bachelors sat talking.

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