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: #Laughs How do you define an aardvark? Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!

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: #Laughs Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat? Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals! Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question? Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lett

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: #Laughs |A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't swim!""Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it."

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: #Laughs |Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage.

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: #Laughs |Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can't bury them in trees!Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?A: He was trying to make both ends meet!Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?A: A collie-flower!Q: Why do

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: #Laughs A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and starts raping her.

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: #Laughs Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway.

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: #Laughs What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up already.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot? An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

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: #Laughs Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving.

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: #Laughs What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I did not have textual relations with that woman.

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: #Laughs Why did the pig run away from the pig sty? He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

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: #Laughs What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd? He called the piano tuna!

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: #Laughs On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question: 'What is the best part of the camp?' One wise guy answered, 'Going home!'

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: #Laughs The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen converting the electrical service from overhead lines to buried cable.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Barber ! Barber who ? Barberd wire !

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: #Laughs A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course.

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: #Laughs Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.One afternoon early in the spring a young priest came to chat, so she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor.She then invited him to have a seat while she

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: #Laughs Prosecutor: Mr.

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: #Laughs How do you define an aardvark? Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!

: #Laughs Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat? Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals! Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question? Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lett

: #Laughs |A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't swim!""Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it."

: #Laughs |Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage.

: #Laughs |Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can't bury them in trees!Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?A: He was trying to make both ends meet!Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?A: A collie-flower!Q: Why do

: #Laughs A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and starts raping her.

: #Laughs Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway.

: #Laughs What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up already.

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot? An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

: #Laughs Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving.

: #Laughs What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I did not have textual relations with that woman.

: #Laughs Why did the pig run away from the pig sty? He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

: #Laughs What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd? He called the piano tuna!

: #Laughs On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question: 'What is the best part of the camp?' One wise guy answered, 'Going home!'

: #Laughs The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen converting the electrical service from overhead lines to buried cable.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Barber ! Barber who ? Barberd wire !

: #Laughs A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course.

: #Laughs Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.One afternoon early in the spring a young priest came to chat, so she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor.She then invited him to have a seat while she

: #Laughs Prosecutor: Mr.

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